SrWoodchuck Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 If his white half had to wear a NASCAR sponsor's jacket: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SrWoodchuck Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Fraternity Members To Undergo Racial Sensitivity Hazing http://www.theonion.com/articles/fraternity-members-to-undergo-racial-sensitivity-h,38196/?utm_source=The+Onion&utm_campaign=fe261d3efb-The_Onion_Weekly_Newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_6a8b5ad20e-fe261d3efb-17217041 EVANSTON, IL—In the wake of a controversial video depicting two individuals in the fraternity’s University of Oklahoma chapter leading a racist chant, Sigma Alpha Epsilon officials instituted a new national policy Wednesday requiring all members to undergo mandatory racial sensitivity hazing. “Effective immediately, pledges nationwide will engage in a hazing program designed to combat racially insensitive behavior by requiring them to pound a shot of pure grain alcohol for every one of their personal prejudices until they puke,” read a statement released by the organization, which also reveals that the undergraduates must participate in a frank group discussion regarding the hurtful effects of discrimination after being blindfolded, stripped naked, and forced to stand in the campus quad for an entire night. “Make no mistake: We take these infractions extremely seriously, and if our members fail to properly memorize and recite the major provisions of the Civil Rights Act while tied together in a dark closet, they will be urinated on by every senior fraternity member present.” The release also described a similar hazing program aimed at curtailing sexual assault by requiring undergraduates to write “no means no” using a Sharpie clenched in their bums. Via TheOnion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valin Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 H/T Instapundit K-12 IMPLOSION UPDATE: 6-year-old suspended after pointing at classmate in shape of gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SrWoodchuck Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Mooch & Spawn Headed To The Land Of The Rising Sun..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SrWoodchuck Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 when will the son of a bitch get his own severed head to carry around, to display his allegiance to islam? http://wintersoldier2008.typepad.com/summer_patriot_winter_sol/2015/03/when-will-the-son-of-a-bitch-get-his-own-severed-head-to-carry-around-to-display-his-allegiance-to-i.html (*Some graphic photos at link) when will the son of a bitch get his own severed head to carry around, to make abundantly clear his loyalty and allegiance lies with islam, and with africa? i received the following email from russ h. and carolyn e., so kudos to them, and a tip o' the hat. i do not know to whom attribution is owed for compiling this photo compilation/essay, and if anyone does know, please inform me. all i can tell you w/ authority is that the credit does not lie w/ me, and more is the pity. many have shown the picture of the president flashing "the other finger," (and some are linked below), none that i can find put it w/ the severed heads. this is what he supports. plain and simple. so, i simply reproduce the email, below. but, not without this comment. the state department would be the natural agency within the u.s. government to be carrying on diplomatic and/or clandestine communications w/ the agents of islam, and even of i.s.i.s. would it not serve the purposes of a president of the united states who is muslim to have a private communications link w/ the agents of islamic terror, not sourced nor surveyed by the government, beyond the reach of observation? would not a server "owned" by a secretary of state be the ideal communications link to islam? this president of the united states is as computer savvy as any politician who has ever drawn breath. how likely is it that he did not recognize that secretary of state clinton communicated with him on her own private server? how likely is it, that this did not serve obama's purposes, as much as hers. but, to the email, without further delay. all that is below is from the email. john jay @ 03.11.2015 Why did Barack Hussein Obama make the famous ‘One-Finger ISIS’ salute at the African Leaders’ Summit in Washington D.C.? A photo taken at last August’s U.S.-African Leaders’ Summit in Washington D.C. might shed considerable light. It shows Barack Hussein Obama flashing the one-finger affirmation of the Islamic State to dozens of African delegates. American Thinker- The Associated Press took this astonishing photo as the African dignitaries joined Obama, who hosted the event, in a State Department auditorium for a group photograph. It was published in an article in Britain’s Daily Mail, and it was the only use ever of the photo. The one-finger display is the distinctive Muslim gang sign (most notably the sign of ISIS): The index finger points straight up while the thumb wraps underneath and presses against the digital phalange of the middle finger. The remaining fingers are squeezed against the palm in order to highlight the extended forefinger. ISIS jihadist with ISIS flag and one-finger ISIS salute The extended finger is symbolic of the one-God concept of Muhammad and is understood by all believers to be a symbolic shahada, the Muslim affirmation of faith: There is but one God and Muhammad is his messenger. Thus when believers stick their index finger in the air, they demonstrate they are partisans of Muhammad’s God concept. And they also affirm their belief in Muhammad’s claim he was the interface between God and man. They also demonstrate they are part of the umma, the exclusive transtribal supertribe of believers that Muhammad started 1,400 years ago. With his forefinger in the air, Obama affirmed his membership in this tribe. African dignitaries understood, and a range of reactions can be detected among the ones who observed the gesture: amusement, surprise, curiosity, disapproval, contempt. Note the reactions of Abdelilah Berkirane, the prime minister of Morroco pictured just behind Obama’s left shoulder, and Ibrahim Boubacas Keita, the president of Mali in white garb and hat. They are Muslims through and through, and they are all smiles. They knew what Obama’s upright forefinger meant. The reaction of Togo president Faure Gnassingbe, at the top row second to the left, is less approving. Through his face you can read the mind of this Sorbonne- and George Washington University educated leader. His mind is screaming, “You gotta be kidding!” Faure Gnassingbe Gnassingbe’s country is squeezed between Benin and the Ivory Coast and is not far from Nigeria and its Boko Haram plague — perhaps a two-hour flight in a slow Cessna from Togo’s capital to the Nigerian capital, less than an hour in something faster. At the time of the Washington conference, Boko Haram’s leader Abubakar Shekau had just declared Borno State in northeastern Nigeria as the seat of his caliphate. Massacres of entire villages were taking place; only a few months earlier nearly three hundred girls were abducted from a Borno secondary school. (More at link, but graphic pics) SummerPatriotWinterSoldier via TheoSpark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickydog Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 festering bag of pus?! Oh my! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casino67 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Jonah Goldberg @JonahNRO 3h3 hours ago<ding dong>"Hello?""Hi Reverend Sharpton, it's me Hillary.""What's up?""Can I borrow a cup of arson? I need to get rid of some stuff." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SrWoodchuck Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 While walking down Pennsylvania Avenue one fine afternoon on his way back to the White House to sign executive orders banning certain types of ammunition and edible school lunches, President Barack Obama is tragically hit by a Prius and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and he’s met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Welcome to Heaven, Mr. Obama,” St. Peter says. “Before you settle in, it seems there’s a problem. We seldom see an American head of state around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.” “No problem, just let me in,” Obama tells St. Peter. “If only it were that easy, Mr. Obama,” St. Peter clucks. “I’d like to, I really would — but I have orders from higher-ups. What we’re going to do is spend one day in Hell and one day in Heaven. Then you can choose where you spend your eternity.” “Excuse me, St. Peter,” Obama says. “I’m pretty sure I would prefer Heaven, and I’m pretty sure I deserve Heaven. I was the first African-American president, and I saved America through hope, change, transparency … ” “What about Solyndra?” “Look, we all make mistak–” “Or how about Jonathan Gruber?” “WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES, OKAY?!” St. Peter sighed. “Well, regardless. I’m sorry, Mr. Obama, but rules are rules.” With that, he escorts Obama to the elevator to go down in to the depths of Avernus. The doors open and Obama finds himself in the middle of his favorite golf course. In the distance is a club and in front of it are Frank Marshall Davis, Lyndon Baines Johnson and many of his Chicago compatriots who had passed on. Furthermore, on the lawn chairs outside of the club, there were signs hung on the back that said the seats were reserved for several of his closest friends and allies, including Susan Rice, Bill Ayers and Rahm Emmanuel. Everyone greets the deceased president and tells him what a wonderful job he did. Then, all of the Democrats begin talking about the great times they had getting rich off of those who voted for them. The Devil comes by to meet Obama and orders lobster and caviar for everyone. They have a great time telling jokes and whiling away the hours drinking champagne. Finally, it’s time to go back up to Heaven. St. Peter dropped Obama off in paradise, where he spends a good, if uneventful 24 hours strumming harps and spinning tales with Ronald Reagan and Abraham Lincoln on clouds. It’s fun, but not nearly as much his time in Hell. When St. Peter comes back, he tells the president, “Well, there you have it. 24 hours in Hell, and 24 hours in Heaven. What’ll it be?” “I know this sounds crazy,” Obama tells St. Peter. “However, it seems like Hell is better. I think I’ll go there.” “As you wish,” St. Peter says. He sends him down on the elevator, and suddenly, he finds himself in the middle of a barren, scorched desert, covered in detritus and human waste. He sees everyone he was laughing with yesterday, dressed in rags and picking up trash in vain. The Devil comes over to Obama and hands him a bag. “Get working, ye fool!” Satan says. “I … I don’t get it,” Obama stammers. “Yesterday we were golfing and having a great time. What happened?” The Devil lowers his head and clucks. “Silly Obama. You of all people should understand. Yesterday we were campaigning. Today, you voted for us!” (H/T The Federalist Papers Project) Via TheBookOfFaces 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casino67 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 HLN @HLNTV 2m2 minutes ago WARNING: Deadly listeria outbreak linked to Blue Bell ice cream http://www.khou.com/story/news/health/2015/03/13/deadly-listeria-outbreak-linked-to-blue-bell-ice-cream/70286744/ (via affiliate @KHOU) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valin Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 HLN @HLNTV 2m2 minutes ago WARNING: Deadly listeria outbreak linked to Blue Bell ice cream: http://bit.ly/1BCL5zD (via affiliate @KHOU) Bad Link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casino67 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Fixed the link. Thanks for the notice. Again, the correct link: http://www.khou.com/story/news/health/2015/03/13/deadly-listeria-outbreak-linked-to-blue-bell-ice-cream/70286744/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SrWoodchuck Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 S.O.S. Via iOTWReports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SrWoodchuck Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 The latest from "Fergadishou..." "Par for Discourse" StiltonJarlsberg via TheoSpark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCTexan Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 This Breitbart Article is too funny and worth the full read. Breitbart Fact Check: Ted Cruz Attack Proves PolitiFact Is Run By Gigantic A-holes (sic.)After PolitiFact rated as “mostly false” a joke made by Republican Senator Ted Cruz, using all the known and provable qualities associated with PolitiFact, Breitbart News engaged in an exhaustive, science and fact-based investigation in order to find a way to perfectly describe the people who run the fact-checking site. We went where the facts led us, and the facts led us to the objective conclusion that PolitiFact is run by gigantic "A-holes" . Here’s how the final “Gigantic Assholes” conclusion was made. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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