SrWoodchuck Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 New Claritin Flamethrower Incinerates Whatever Causing Allergies http://www.theonion.com/article/new-claritin-flamethrower-incinerates-whatever-cau-50576 WHIPPANY, NJ—Touting the product’s ability to combat common seasonal and year-round allergens, pharmaceutical manufacturer Bayer introduced Wednesday its new Claritin flamethrower capable of incinerating whatever is causing one’s allergies. “Our new flamethrower is proven to be effective at relieving itchy eyes, sneezing, and congestion by quickly and efficiently reducing dust mites, pollen, and other allergy-causing agents to smoldering ashes,” said company spokesperson Elaine Ferguson, adding that the product is available in either a regular 25-foot or an Extra Strength 50-foot jet of fire—ideal for eliminating ragweed, trees, grasses, and entire mold-ridden homes. “With this over-the-counter treatment, you can simply look at the latest allergy forecast, strap on the Claritin fuel pack, and wipe out allergy-inducing plants and pets without a hint of drowsiness.” Due to potential side effects, Ferguson cautioned that the Claritin flamethrower should never be combined with alcohol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clearvision Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Just started my son on the road to allergy shots. Very sad, but he tested allergic to 40% of the tests. Nothing at the high end, but most over "the limit". He has for the past 3 winters really struggled with seasonal allergies and trying to compete in his sport. Gets to the point pills (clariton, etc) are not enough and starts missing practices. He is not thrilled, and neither I am, but we have to do something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SrWoodchuck Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Just started my son on the road to allergy shots. Very sad, but he tested allergic to 40% of the tests. Nothing at the high end, but most over "the limit". He has for the past 3 winters really struggled with seasonal allergies and trying to compete in his sport. Gets to the point pills (clariton, etc) are not enough and starts missing practices. He is not thrilled, and neither I am, but we have to do something. @clearvision Best wishes for conquering those allergies. It's a testament to his ability & heart that he's still competing at such a high level. At that age, I had a severe allergy to mold, pollen & dust....so bad, that it turned into asthma. Later as a young adult, I worked a couple of summers running a lawn crew for a friends brother. Walking 8 to 10 miles a day, behind a lawn tractor....and then dumping several loads of grass....burned my hay fever to a crisp. I now take prescription Flo-Nase (Fluticasone Proprionate) which is not an anti-histamine. Anti-histamines mess with your metabolism....so your body "speeds-up" and gets rid of the histames that the body produces to combat allergens. Instead, Flo-Nase provides a barrier to the allergens, so the body doesn't produce histamines & there is no "up-and-down" cycles with the taking of allergy meds. It is prescription, but not expensive. It takes a few weeks to acclimate in the body & the biggest problem is a stuffy nose that you have to blow more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickydog Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 From the "You can't make this up" file: Pittsburgh Removes "Ziggin'" and "Zaggin'" from buses because...they sound offensive when read backwards But why would the Pittsburgh buses have the words Ziggin and Zaggin on them in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valin Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 I guess I'm Just Not A Serious Person Thinking Thoughts ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SrWoodchuck Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Judge Jeanine Kicks Oblahblah Bootey.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onp9f9BeNzc&feature=player_embedded Via WeaselZippers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valin Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Gaitlyn Patriot @GayPatriot This SCREAMS for a photoshop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SrWoodchuck Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Leader Hosin' Pic via iOTWReports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SrWoodchuck Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer 4:59 PM - 6 Jun 2015 Another accomplishment -- Obama first President to have a Triple Crown winner since Carter American Pharoah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valin Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 DU: Pic Of The Moment: Still Getting Things Done (Without Congress) _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Now in reading the comments I noticed something, it may not be important, but I thought I'd bring it up. They don't say where the money comes from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SrWoodchuck Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Via iOTWReports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WestVirginiaRebel Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Obama busted smoking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casino67 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Dan caught all kinds of hell on Twitter from ppl who thought he was being serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geee Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Boozy chimps in west Africa enjoy drinking sessions in groups The chimps sometimes drink alone at the top of a raffia palm tree or drink in groups, scientists found after watching a closely-observed colony at Bossou http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/guinea/11664196/Boozy-chimps-in-west-Africa-enjoy-drinking-sessions-in-groups.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geee Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Mers outbreak: Don't drink potentially fatal camel urine, WHO warns The World Health Organisation has warned against drinking camel urine as it attempts to limit the latest outbreak of Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (Mers). Seven people in South Korea have died as a result of Mers in the latest outbreak, the largest since the syndrome was first detected in the Saudi Arabia in 2012. Authorities in Seoul confirmed the seventh death, of a 68-year-old woman who had a pre-existing heart condition, on Tuesday. There have been 95 infections and 2,500 people are currently in quarantine in South Korea. The WHO guidance was issued in response to the infection of a 75-year-old man thousands of miles to the west, in Oman, last week. Mers, caused by a new strain of coronavirus, can affect people and animals, and one theory is that the syndrome started in animals before making the jump to humans. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/mers-outbreak-dont-drink-potentially-fatal-camel-urine-who-warns-10307041.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valin Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Mers outbreak: Don't drink potentially fatal camel urine, WHO warns The World Health Organisation has warned against drinking camel urine as it attempts to limit the latest outbreak of Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (Mers). http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/mers-outbreak-dont-drink-potentially-fatal-camel-urine-who-warns-10307041.html Ok, I know there is a lot of really weird kinky stuff going on but drinking camel urine? I mean camel urine...Really! And who collects it... Say Ahmed what do you do for a living? I collect Camel Urine. Wow Your Parents Must Be So Proud Of You! Oh Yes, Its something I've dreamt about since I was a wee tike, it runs in the family you know. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SrWoodchuck Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Via FaceBook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casino67 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Valentine Cotton retweetedBob Gaskin @BobG231 10h10 hours agoTop is Marco Rubio's house. Bottom is Hillary Clinton's. But, ya know, Republicans are too rich and out of touch. ” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valin Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I Read It On The Internets....so it must be true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valin Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Being Broke Is Not Exactly How I Pictured It To Be! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickydog Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I Read It On The Internets....so it must be true! Diane Rehm should have known better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickydog Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Being Broke Is Not Exactly How I Pictured It To Be! Not just broke -- dead broke. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valin Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I Read It On The Internets....so it must be true! Diane Rehm should have known better. Well you know she in a secret member of the vast rightwing noise machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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