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Examiner.com:

Michelle Obama has threatened to divorce Barack Obama if he tries to seek a second term as president. That is the report according to well-placed and insider sources from the National Enquirer, who work in the nation’s capital. This report of strife and all-out threat-making in the Obamas’ marriage is not the first time that reports have arisen, which detail that not everything is well in Obamaland. Earlier this year, reports emerged that Barack Obama himself—also known by liberals everywhere as either "The Messiah" or "The One"—had engaged in a sordid affair with none other than a former campaign aide by the name of Vera Baker. While there have only been reports of said alleged affair, if true, it would mean that the apple did not fall far from the tree, seeing as how Barack Obama Senior (anti-colonial socialist that he was) had many affairs himself.

According to the Enquirer’s reporting, the Obamas’ marital spat happened just recently, after they had returned with their little daughters in tow from their "well-deserved" vacation on Martha’s Vineyard (during which time America continued to suffer from double-digit unemployment, uncontrolled illegal immigrants encroaching into the country, and increasing, rising costs of health care insurance). During their spat, Michelle was reported to have broken down in tears—so fed up was she with Barack—and climaxed the quarrel by screaming, "I hate you for dragging me through all this…I’ve had enough!"

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Ok, I realize this is unsourced sourcing, but what the heck. Appears we all want him out of office. :D
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And before any liberal or Democrat reactionaries get their knickers all bent out of shape because this report comes from the National Enquirer, consider this. The Enquirer, today, is more reliable and less biased than the dishonest yellow journalism that passes as "news" from the major networks and the big papers like the New York Times. After all, while the aforementioned, mainstream media was concealing John Edwards’ scandalous, extramarital affair, only the National Enquirer diligently continued to report on it until the dishonorable Edwards finally had no choice but to admit his infidelity publicly. Thus, the track record of the Enquirer on big, political stories is actually quite solid. Just think of that, libs.

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Ha! If that hadn't been sourced to the National Enquirer, I wouldn't have believed any of it. :lol:

 

Ain't that the truth!

I say unsourced as I'm not finding a National Enquirer story on it yet...just the reference to a source there.

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pollyannaish

I head Mark Halperin said he may not run for the 2nd term..I give this story a grain of salt.

 

I agree. Wouldn't that be fascinating to watch? OHB would end up being more LBJ than FDR.

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Maybe that's why all the rats surrounding him are leaving the sinking ship.

shoutStella!

 

If I was Barack Hussein Obama, I would think long & hard on this threat by Moo-chelle.

 

On one hand.........I can quit being the smartest, most skillful orator & politician of all time, with all the perks..

....and keep Moo-chelle........

 

or.................hmmmmm...............

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I head Mark Halperin said he may not run for the 2nd term..I give this story a grain of salt.

 

I agree. Wouldn't that be fascinating to watch? OHB would end up being more LBJ than FDR.

 

For the good of the nation I hope so...

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Ok, I realize this is unsourced sourcing, but what the heck. Appears we all want him out of office.

Who cares if it's true or not.... After all, in Obamaland... facts don't matter... "It's the thought that counts!" :P

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What is frightening about this is that the two were perfectly suited for each other. The earth was semi-stable. If they divorced, there'd be two roaming the earth looking for a mate.

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pollyannaish

What is frightening about this is that the two were perfectly suited for each other. The earth was semi-stable. If they divorced, there'd be two roaming the earth looking for a mate.

 

If it makes you feel any more at ease, pepper, I hear these two are very practical about their marriage, have similar politics...and apparently similar tastes and interests.

 

So...it goes to prove there is someone for everyone. Or two.

 

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That's a frightening sight to behold, pollyannaish. But a good reminder. Just imagine, to have both of the she-devils roaming about....

 

 

What is frightening about this is that the two were perfectly suited for each other. The earth was semi-stable. If they divorced, there'd be two roaming the earth looking for a mate.

 

If it makes you feel any more at ease, pepper, I hear these two are very practical about their marriage, have similar politics...and apparently similar tastes and interests.

 

So...it goes to prove there is someone for everyone. Or two.

 

clintons-on-bikes.jpg

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That's a frightening sight to behold, pollyannaish. But a good reminder. Just imagine, to have both of the she-devils roaming about....

 

Yes, but then their men would be more focused on finding women to do with what they are currently doing to the country....

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pollyannaish

Yes, but then their men would be more focused on finding women to do with what they are currently doing to the country....

 

It's a brilliant plan, isn't it? ;)

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:)

 

 

Yes, but then their men would be more focused on finding women to do with what they are currently doing to the country....

 

It's a brilliant plan, isn't it? ;)

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The National Enquirer actually has always had the highest journalistic standards and, unlike WAPO and NYT, has stuck to them.

 

I have been observing the Enquirer for 30+ years and can tell you that what they print is often inappropriate, trite gossip, personal failings, bizarre stuff - but its all true. (As opposed to its competitors like The Globe, which make things up out of whole cloth.)

 

I wouldn't have given this a second thought had it not come from the Enquirer. Curioser and curioser. The incredulous thing is that this woman would be so ungrateful - after all, it was HE who got her a high-paying job (or rather, his contributors did after he got into the Senate, AHEM), it was HE who made them both rich, and it was HE who elevated her to the status of First Lady - which only a real peasant would find to be torture and fail to appreciate.

 

What a piece of work.

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