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Michelle Obama threatens to divorce Barack Obama if he tries to seek second term


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:)

 

 

Yes, but then their men would be more focused on finding women to do with what they are currently doing to the country....

 

It's a brilliant plan, isn't it? ;)

 

*Chuckle*

 

Your post reminded me of an old joke from my childhood in the former Yugoslavia under Josip Broz Tito. Tito's wife was named Jovanka (she is still alive and living in Belgrade, Serbia, BTW.)

 

It went like this:

 

"Jovanka Broz decided to go down and talk to the People to show them that she was interested in their affairs.

 

She went down into the streets, and after a little while, the People asked her a question: 'Comrade Jovanka, do you have a ***** (vagina - think of the coloquial term here)?

 

Jovanka is first shocked at the question, she doesn't know what to say. After thinking for awhile, she decides to tell the truth: 'Yes, I have a ***** (vagina).'

 

The People replied: 'Then tell Comrade Tito to f*** YOU instead of US!'

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Earlier this year, reports emerged that Barack Obama himself—also known by liberals everywhere as either "The Messiah" or "The One"—had engaged in a sordid affair with none other than a former campaign aide by the name of Vera Baker. While there have only been reports of said alleged affair, if true, it would mean that the apple did not fall far from the tree, seeing as how Barack Obama Senior (anti-colonial socialist that he was) had many affairs himself.

 

Rumors of RAT Presidents having affairs go all the way back to FDR. The only ones never accused of sleeping around were Truman and Carter. We all know about JFK and Clinton(as well as numberous rumors of LBJ screwing around on Lady Bird). If this story is true, Obambi falls into the same club as the cheaters mentioned above, and other philanderers like Jesse Jackson and Tiger Woods.

 

If Michelle leaves him, The Anointed One is finished(as if his own bungling over the past 20+ months hasn't already destroyed him politically).

 

BTW: what was Tiger thinking, messing around with call girls when his soon to be ex-wife is a super-hot Swedish model? I can understand Bill having affairs, because being married to Her Heinousness has to be torture.

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We would like to divorce him NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

YEP!

Today would be good!

I wonder if Gloria Allred would take the case...she's whore enough of a lawyer to do it!

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This article is believable, since there was those comments she made to Sark's wife and Michelle doesn't look too happy these days . . . okay, so she never has look that happy to begin with, but still. . .

 

This tabloid is the same one that broke the Breck Girl's scandal, they have more credibility points than most other rags (NYT, Newsweak) these days. Let's stay looney and become a personal shopper, Michelle.

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This tabloid is the same one that broke the Breck Girl's scandal, they have more credibility points than most other rags (NYT, Newsweak) these days. Let's stay looney and become a personal shopper, Michelle.

Jill!

 

Agreed, but without the taxpayer funded $500 million group Spanish vacay, and the 10 Caddy-SUV convoy of aides, protectors & sycophants, when shopping for organic Ethiopian kale or Wagyu beef.

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