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Let me express what I believe is our deepest held fears...

 

Hillary will continue to try to evolve into her view of a "Charming Southern Woman".

That being:

  • Her version of a cultured Southern Accent

 

  • And attempt to wear Daisy Dukes which she think is normal Southern female atire.

 

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I just caught this story on the Commie News Network website:

 

Texas flooding puts Cruz, GOP in bind on climate change

 

How many times have The Alarmists told us that "weather is not climate"? Whenever we have a laugh at their expense because a Globull Warming conference gets snowed in they beat that drum, but now that there's flooding in Texas from heavy rain, suddenly "The Deniers" like Cruz are in trouble because weather really does mean climate after all! CNN tries to play it both ways, which should come as no surprise to even the most casual observer.

 

Nobody will call CNN on this.

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@Valin @nickydog @righteousmomma

 

Let me express what I believe is our deepest held fears...

 

Hillary will continue to try to evolve into her view of a "Charming Southern Woman".

 

That being:

  • Her version of a cultured Southern Accent

 

  • And attempt to wear Daisy Dukes which she think is normal Southern female atire.

 

(Picture removed because of my renowned good taste)

 

You're going to Heck for that one, @NCTexan. laugh.png

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@Valin @nickydog @righteousmomma

 

Let me express what I believe is our deepest held fears...

 

Hillary will continue to try to evolve into her view of a "Charming Southern Woman".

 

That being:

  • Her version of a cultured Southern Accent

 

  • And attempt to wear Daisy Dukes which she think is normal Southern female atire.

 

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RUN AWAY...RUN AWAY! biggrin.png

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I just caught this story on the Commie News Network website:

 

Texas flooding puts Cruz, GOP in bind on climate change

 

How many times have The Alarmists told us that "weather is not climate"? Whenever we have a laugh at their expense because a Globull Warming conference gets snowed in they beat that drum, but now that there's flooding in Texas from heavy rain, suddenly "The Deniers" like Cruz are in trouble because weather really does mean climate after all! CNN tries to play it both ways, which should come as no surprise to even the most casual observer.

 

Nobody will call CNN on this.

 

 

Bad floods in Texas! ohmy.png Never ever happened before!

 

 

"It used to be [that] it is accepted scientific wisdom the Earth is flat, and this heretic named Galileo was branded a denier,"

 

Complete total nonsense. You can go back to the Greeks, they figured out the earth was a globe. The only mistake they made was thinking it was smaller the it is.

 

If you run into someone who says this...call them a blithering idiot without the brains god gave an animal cracker.

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Never heard of rain nor storms in Texas during the springtime. I'm a believer now.

 

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

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Never heard of rain nor storms in Texas during the springtime. I'm a believer now.

 

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

 

 

Global Warming...is there nothing it can't do?

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I just caught this story on the Commie News Network website:

 

Texas flooding puts Cruz, GOP in bind on climate change

 

How many times have The Alarmists told us that "weather is not climate"? Whenever we have a laugh at their expense because a Globull Warming conference gets snowed in they beat that drum, but now that there's flooding in Texas from heavy rain, suddenly "The Deniers" like Cruz are in trouble because weather really does mean climate after all! CNN tries to play it both ways, which should come as no surprise to even the most casual observer.

 

Nobody will call CNN on this.

 

 

Bad floods in Texas! ohmy.png Never ever happened before!

 

 

"It used to be [that] it is accepted scientific wisdom the Earth is flat, and this heretic named Galileo was branded a denier,"

 

Complete total nonsense. You can go back to the Greeks, they figured out the earth was a globe. The only mistake they made was thinking it was smaller the it is.

 

If you run into someone who says this...call them a blithering idiot without the brains god gave an animal cracker.

 

It was well established the Earth was spherical by Galileo's time, yes. What he got a hard time about was suggesting the Earth, round as it was, was not at the center of the universe (apparently supported on the backs of elephants or some such). But it makes as much sense, and is as "settled," as Globull Warming.

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I just caught this story on the Commie News Network website:

 

Texas flooding puts Cruz, GOP in bind on climate change

 

How many times have The Alarmists told us that "weather is not climate"? Whenever we have a laugh at their expense because a Globull Warming conference gets snowed in they beat that drum, but now that there's flooding in Texas from heavy rain, suddenly "The Deniers" like Cruz are in trouble because weather really does mean climate after all! CNN tries to play it both ways, which should come as no surprise to even the most casual observer.

 

Nobody will call CNN on this.

 

 

Bad floods in Texas! ohmy.png Never ever happened before!

 

 

"It used to be [that] it is accepted scientific wisdom the Earth is flat, and this heretic named Galileo was branded a denier,"

 

Complete total nonsense. You can go back to the Greeks, they figured out the earth was a globe. The only mistake they made was thinking it was smaller the it is.

 

If you run into someone who says this...call them a blithering idiot without the brains god gave an animal cracker.

 

It was well established the Earth was spherical by Galileo's time, yes. What he got a hard time about was suggesting the Earth, round as it was, was not at the center of the universe (apparently supported on the backs of elephants or some such). But it makes as much sense, and is as "settled," as Globull Warming.

 

 

 

Because Aristotle said it was the center of the universe.

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Hillary Brings Back Southern Twang for South Carolina Visit

 

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I need to learn to read more closely. At first glance I read "twang" as "thong".... blink.png

OH, the horror of that sight.

As for her accent - I feel patronized and played.

 

 

I feel disgusted.

 

 

 

So in other words you hate southern women.

 

 

Just the fake ones!

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I just caught this story on the Commie News Network website:

 

Texas flooding puts Cruz, GOP in bind on climate change

 

How many times have The Alarmists told us that "weather is not climate"? Whenever we have a laugh at their expense because a Globull Warming conference gets snowed in they beat that drum, but now that there's flooding in Texas from heavy rain, suddenly "The Deniers" like Cruz are in trouble because weather really does mean climate after all! CNN tries to play it both ways, which should come as no surprise to even the most casual observer.

 

Nobody will call CNN on this.

 

 

Bad floods in Texas! ohmy.png Never ever happened before!

 

 

"It used to be [that] it is accepted scientific wisdom the Earth is flat, and this heretic named Galileo was branded a denier,"

 

Complete total nonsense. You can go back to the Greeks, they figured out the earth was a globe. The only mistake they made was thinking it was smaller the it is.

 

If you run into someone who says this...call them a blithering idiot without the brains god gave an animal cracker.

 

It was well established the Earth was spherical by Galileo's time, yes. What he got a hard time about was suggesting the Earth, round as it was, was not at the center of the universe (apparently supported on the backs of elephants or some such). But it makes as much sense, and is as "settled," as Globull Warming.

 

 

 

Because Aristotle said it was the center of the universe.

 

It made sense at the time. Heck, I think I'm the center, some times.

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It made sense at the time. Heck, I think I'm the center, some times.

 

 

 

That boy ain't conceited..he's convinced! biggrin.png

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It made sense at the time. Heck, I think I'm the center, some times.

 

 

 

That boy ain't conceited..he's convinced! biggrin.png

 

biggrin.png Some folks I know take themselves entirely too seriously.

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It made sense at the time. Heck, I think I'm the center, some times.

 

 

 

That boy ain't conceited..he's convinced! biggrin.png

 

biggrin.png Some folks I know take themselves entirely too seriously.

 

 

 

I could except I look at myself in the mirror and have to say...rolleyes.gif Ya...Right!

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Message........Massage the Sausage Making...

...Behind the scenes of a Killary Roundtable....

 

 

 

Via iOTWReports

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Comment from iOTWReports.....remark about aging Oblunder:

 

 

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Mary Jane Anklestraps 05/27/2015 at 2:52 pm

Yeah, especially that weird stretchy flap he’s getting under his jaw and neck area. That must be where Valjar picks him up when she carries him around with her mouth.

 

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Just gave me a chuckle.......

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Video: Chris Pratt teaches Pledge of Allegiance to his 2-year-old son
Mary Katharine Ham

May 28, 2015

 

Chris Pratt, a man who has gone from unlikely leading man to one of the most bankable in Hollywood, is laudable for many reasons. He’s married to the seemingly cool Anna Faris, seems unabashedly glad to be a family man, seems generally unassuming and charming, and just this week released a clever pre-apology to Social Justice Warriors for whatever he might say to anger them during his “Jurassic Park” press tour.

 

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And, then, for a Memorial Day tribute, he posted a video of his son and him reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.

 

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ISIS Hit With Massive Wireless Bill After Sending ‘Message To America’ http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/05/isis-message-to-america/?utm_source=DuffelBlog.com+fans&utm_campaign=5a29b91060-Duffel_Blog_Daily&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_6d392bc034-5a29b91060-23788925

 

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TIKRIT, Iraq — The Islamic State is rethinking its mobile carrier today, after sending a message to America that wound up costing it $73 million in overage charges on its wireless plan, Duffel Blog has learned.

 

“We thought we had unlimited messages,” said spokesman Abu Muhammad al-‘Adnani. “But it turns out, the infidels at Virgin Mobile don’t really mean unlimited when they say it. There is a million message limit buried in the so-called ‘fine print.’ A thousand curses on you, Mr. Branson! This is total zift.”

 

“I will write some fine print on them with my weapon, Insh’Allah!” he added.

 

According to sources, the Islamic State’s message consisted of “really scary” emoji and the hashtag “#MessagetoAmerica.”

 

The SMS text to the nearly 300 million smart phones registered in the U.S. have resulted in a penalty rate of $0.25/message over the one million contractually allowed. This led to a massive fee due to Virgin Mobile of $72,863,713.67, of which more than $1 million is a “universal connection charge” that the Islamic State is also disputing. The Islamic State is not contesting $314,159 dollars in data overages, even though it denied that any of that “was used to download porn, especially not anything to do with Furries.”

 

“Bearing all this in mind, we have decided to take our business to Sprint, to take advantage of their ‘Whatever it costs’ promotion,” al-‘Adnani said. “And we have declared a fatwa against Virgin Mobile, and look forward to deflowering them in Paradise.”

 

But a big bill isn’t ISIS’s only problem, as now approximately every person in America has the group’s mobile number, and has begun drunk-texting them continuously.

 

“And this, just as we were preparing to add Boko Haram to the ‘family share’ plan,” al-‘Adnani said.

 

At press time, the Sprint corporation was under investigation for giving financial aid to terrorists.

 

Via MyEmail

 

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The Week in Pictures: Liberal Crack Up Edition

Steven Hayward

May 30, 2015

In looking for a theme for the week, it is hard to escape noticing the senescence of liberalism across the board. Obama is lame even for a lame duck, with the relentless advance of ISIS making a has of his pronouncements about how we were on the road to defeating them. Bernie Sanders is stuck in a Galbraithian time warp; surely he’ll advocate regulating advertising after we ban Ban Roll-On. Mad men indeed. The steady drip-drip of Clinton sleeze continues. No wonder half the Republican Party is running for president; the nomination looks worth having next year. Maybe we should just draw lots to pick the nominee.

 

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I highly doubt this.

 

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Get Over Yourself, Princess, Everything Isn’t About You

Posted by V the K at 2:30 pm - May 29, 2015.
Filed under: Gay Culture

 

A gay teenager who wanted to turn his high school graduation into his own personal coming out party didn’t get to do that.

 

 

The school says Young didn’t submit a revised version of the speech and that a graduation speech is not the time for a student to “push his personal agenda on a captive audience.”

 

 

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