Jump to content

Today's Toons 1/1/18


pookie18

Recommended Posts

erdA7fD.jpg

 

Click below for Tony's toons:

obama-past-600-li.jpg

 

NBbt8PJ.png

 

Z4RU2JR.png

 

nlDm5i4.png

 

i8rVavV.jpg

 

zxakoWm.png

 

219458_image.jpg

 

DSOvNttWkAEXRSY.jpg

 

Click below for related audio:

5K529kJ.jpg

 

52dhqa.jpg

 

rrr4zp.jpg

 

2zi1p5l.jpg

 

hXvVQ45.jpg

 

fei8o5.jpg

 

2yjtt39.png

 

stg122817dAPR20171228044510.jpg

 

JphZbjd.jpg

 

53v601.png

 

DSJ34Q-VAAAjhRh.jpg

 

15oe3x4.gif

 

DSJz-lgUMAAYlI_.jpg

 

219551_image.jpg

 

xfnfoj.jpg

 

s60uvt.png

 

sarah-sanders-lol-e1514167949146.jpg

 

mrz123017dAPR20171229084524.jpg

 

t7lpnk.jpg

 

359x1rq.jpg

 

2a12fs.jpg

 

pVBgfAH.png

 

2vt4ftc.png

 

PvRvu5x.jpg

 

hwd6v9.jpg

 

Z2CGUuL.jpg

 

2h7op4n.jpg

 

G48sjPq.jpg

 

11jotok.png

 

3W1JDlp.jpg

 

2i89076.jpg

 

2poskl0.jpg

 

358s5l4.png

 

103vsjn.png

 

2bbrkw.jpg

 

ruqpz5.jpg

 

ftnb6q.jpg

 

21j0f9k.png

 

x52s0k.jpg

 

2KEsog3.png

 

This Thread Brought To You By The Letter P:

7SaZPXR.jpg

 

In Case You Missed It Dept.:

 

The Gallup Poll shows Democrats and Republicans more divided than ever on Donald Trump, taxes, and immigration. It has turned this country into the United Tourette's of America. We don't need taxes to balance the budget and pay off the national debt, all we need is a swear jar on Facebook.

 

UN Ambassador Nikki Haley announced the U.S. will cut its money to the U.N. by two hundred eighty billion dollars. It could cripple the United Nations and force it to move to Geneva. Fish have to swim, birds have to fly, and Trump has to get his hands on that high-rise property on the East River.

 

Hillary Clinton was voted Most Admired Woman in America for the record twenty-second time in the Gallup Poll. Eleanor Roosevelt won it the second-most times and the third most was Jackie Kennedy. Apparently to win the award, you must marry a great Democrat and then look the other way.

 

The National Arboretum Commission ordered the removal of the Jackson Magnolia tree from the White House lawn after nearly two centuries. You could see the logic behind the bureaucracy's order. The tree was planted by the slave owner Andrew Jackson, so it's a racist plant and it's got to go.

 

Israel will name a Jerusalem train station after President Trump calling it Trump station. His popularity in Israel puts Jewish Democrats in a pickle that even Mel Brooks couldn't make up. For the first time in the history of comedy, it could be considered anti-Semitic to make fun of a German.

 

-- Argus Hamilton

 

 

fvd2ir.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Kenoshamarge
21 minutes ago, pookie18 said:

Hillary Clinton was voted Most Admired Woman in America for the record twenty-second time in the Gallup Poll. Eleanor Roosevelt won it the second-most times and the third most was Jackie Kennedy. Apparently to win the award, you must marry a great Democrat and then look the other way. :lmfao:

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

SheltieParker

"UN Ambassador Nikki Haley announced the U.S. will cut its money to the U.N. by two hundred eighty billion dollars. It could cripple the United Nations and force it to move to Geneva. Fish have to swim, birds have to fly, and Trump has to get his hands on that high-rise property on the East River."

 

UM, that is MILLION not BILLION

Link to comment
Share on other sites

4 minutes ago, SheltieParker said:

"UN Ambassador Nikki Haley announced the U.S. will cut its money to the U.N. by two hundred eighty billion dollars. It could cripple the United Nations and force it to move to Geneva. Fish have to swim, birds have to fly, and Trump has to get his hands on that high-rise property on the East River."

 

UM, that is MILLION not BILLION

Bad Argus, bad! Thanks for the correction, SheltieParker!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

34 minutes ago, Reiuxcat said:

Happy New Year Pookie.

Thanks for the toons. :-)

Happy new year & you're welcome, Rcat!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'm looking forward to another outstanding year of Pookie's Toons!! Thank you for letting me start the new year out right Pookie!! May you have a happy, and healthy 2018!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

8 minutes ago, mass55th said:

I'm looking forward to another outstanding year of Pookie's Toons!! Thank you for letting me start the new year out right Pookie!! May you have a happy, and healthy 2018!!

My pleasure & a happy, healthy new year to you & yours, mass55th!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • 1716594534
×
×
  • Create New...