Thoughts from the ammo line

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Power Line:

Scott Johnson

Oct 28 2016

 

Ammo Grrrll reveals a few things that make her laugh in BETTER READ THAN DEAD (A magazine for our anxious times). She writes:

 

Again, with no politics, my friends. Maybe next week, last chance for me to rock the vote. If this column had any influence whatsoever, Trump would be leading by 50 points…oh, wait, that was supposed to be Hillary, she said, on account of how awesome she believes she is. Anyway, this column is going to be about my favorite checkout line magazine at the grocery store, one I buy with unflagging optimism week after week.

 

Admittedly, today’s offering may appeal more to the ladies, but you guys, of course, are still strongly encouraged to read this, as you may get some insight into the lady in your life, and you may even find it amusing.

 

If you did a Venn Diagram of, first, Jewish Women in the Arts and Conservatives, sadly, you would find quite a small slice of overlap. And if you diagrammed Conservative Jewish Women in the Arts with People Who Love Guns, you would likely have an intersection of one, me. One is the loneliest number in a Venn Diagram!

 

So there are really few magazines aimed at me except possibly American Rifleman. But Ammo Grrrll, like you, is not just a one-dimensional person. No sirree, Bob. And several years ago, she found a magazine that addresses other important facets of herself. No, it’s not The National Enquirer, but it often sits next to it at the checkout line.

 

Woman’s World – a magazine aimed at patriotic, religious, weight-conscious women of early middle to late, late middle age, who are also hypochondriacs – is an almost perfect fit for me, even though it is depressingly light on the gun talk.

 

(Snip)