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An Ex-Wife's Revenge

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and

suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful

Dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music and

feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of

Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited

a few half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the

curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for

The first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried

everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steamed. Air

Fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set

Off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end even

paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused

to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to

move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they

could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually eventhe local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase anew place.

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her thesaga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she

missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorcesettlement in exchange for getting the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad t he smell was, he agreed on a Pricethat was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if

she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched themoving company pack everything to take to their new home....

......including the curtain rods.

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