Valin Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 First Post: Aug 10 2015 I realize that the best way to make news is to mention Donald Trump. That’s the gold standard for making news these days, So, I’ve decided to randomly put his name into my remarks at various points, thereby ensuring that the news media will cover what I have to say. Since the press is not covering it much, I'm providing you with a report from the Democrat primary: The Democrat candidate in first place is under investigation by the FBI. The Democrat candidate in second place calls himself a socialist which by the way means he is more honest than the candidate in first place. The Democrat candidate in third place claims that ISIS was caused by climate change, and he apologised for saying that 'all lives matter'. The Democrat candidate in fourth place thinks that America should be using the Metric System. And this list doesn't even include Joe Biden. I hope Biden gets into the race, we need some of his bizarre comments, we don't have enough of that already, he said. Let's tell the truth here – This crop of Democrat candidates is terribly weak. It's a joke. It's a complete disaster for the Democrat Party. Also did I mention Donald Trump? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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