HOW ABOUT A LITTLE NUCLEAR TERRORISM TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY?

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Human Events:

Hey everybody, guess what? The terrorists invading Iraq to set up an Islamic State, explicitly committed to violent attacks against Western civilization, just found all the uranium Iraq wasn’t supposed to have! But don’t worry, they probably can’t use it to make a nuclear bomb. Probably. And even if they do, liberals would be able to easily disarm the bomb by denying it exists.

 

Reuters reports:

 

Insurgents in Iraq have seized nuclear materials used for scientific research at a university in the country’s north, Iraq told the United Nations in a letter appealing for help to “stave off the threat of their use by terrorists in Iraq or abroad.”

Nearly 40 kilograms (88 pounds) of uranium compounds were kept at Mosul University, Iraq’s U.N. Ambassador Mohamed Ali Alhakim told U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon in the July 8 letter obtained by Reuters on Wednesday.