Great Moments In Presidential Trolling, Or Here Comes SOTU

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Ricochet:

 

Rick Wilson

2/13/13

 

 

Official Washington is a-flutter over tonight's State of Union address by President Barack Obama, Lightbringer, Font of Wisdom, He Who Stands Bestride The World.

 

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As usual, we'll be reminded that the evil rich are fighting to hold onto the tax breaks that let them use their private jets fly to their ninth homes so they can bathe in the blood of orphans. We'll hear about the Republican saboteurs and wreckers who continue to thwart the will of the proletariat masses, yearning only for a few more layers of entitlement comfort. We'll hear how Obama's team of visionary scientists and engineers is just moments away from providing each of us with an electric flying car for every American family, powered by sunshine and good intentions, if only that meddling House and their talking dog would stop interfering.

 

And of course, we'll be reminded that Obamacare is the only thing stopping a veritable army of Republican operatives who want nothing more than to inject every American child with Ebola. Speaking of the chillllllldren, you'll be treated to an endless recitation of how if we'll just shred a wee bit more of that Constitution those dead white males saddled us with that we will never, ever have another gun crime.

 

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