Draggingtree Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Iowa Hawk: White House Scientists Struggle to Contain Outbreak of Scrutonium WASHINGTON DC - Engaged a relentless battle against time and fatigue, a select group of message scientists assembled by the White House's Center for Narrative Control say they will take "all steps necessary" to contain a recent outbreak of scrutonium, a deadly poll-eating supervirus that attacks the immuno-hope system, leaving victims vulnerable to material facts. "Failure is simply not an option," said an exhausted Mission Chief David Axelrod. "If left unchecked, this virus may actually force us to move back to Chicago." The recent re-infection of scrutonium into the body politic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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