The Real Housewives of Centcom or Who Should Solve Benghazi?

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PJMedia:

Now we know why the Pentagon was built with five sides — its architect figured out what our military really wanted for its headquarters was not a conventional office building but a theater-in-the-round set for a French bedroom farce with all the doors ready to slam.

I know — not funny.

 

While history and personal observation provide enough instances of extramarital hanky-panky to keep the average adult, not to mention myriad novelists, filmmakers, and playwrights, busy for several lifetimes, we don’t want to think those tasked with being in charge of our national defense are spending the majority of their leisure hours and who knows what else composing emails to blowsy women not their wives, if not jumping in and out of bed with them.

 

 

No wonder those poor suckers were stuck in Benghazi with no backup. Who knows where everybody was?