What's the other Obama saying these days?

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Investors Business Daily:

All the big names and bright lights follow Barack Obama around the country, hour by hour, these days watching him trying to salvage a once certain victory from the determined drive of this businessman fellow, whom Obama just called a "bullsh***er."

Ah, the class of this Chicago crowd, always raising the bar for public discourse.

In the background, however, is another Obama named Michelle, campaigning just as hard as her hubby but free of eight-letter barnyard epithets. She's trying to suck in more money with hard sells for additional checks while painting a touchy-feely, wifely portrait of her man and his absolute devotion to doing good things,

According to this Obama, her Barack is handsome, charming, incredibly smart, decent, detailed, extremely hard-working, compassionate, honest, devoted to family and women and determined. He also ended the Iraq war, seemingly single-handedly.

Through scores of appearances by now this election season, Obama and her writers have refined her remarks down to 4,600 words, about 30 minutes of smoothly-delivered praise for audience member's past work, urgings for even more in these closing days, maxxing out on legal donations, convincing friends to vote and long lists of her husband's accomplishments. Unlike the president, his wife talks of ObamaCare, especially from a woman's perspective.

She alternates between treacly praise for his endless hard work, bringing citizen letters into their bedroom at night to praise the endless struggles of little people, who seem to be unanimous in their need for help, which inspires her husband as he prepares for bed. She often makes the administration sound like a two-person team.