Jay Carney, White House Press Jester and His Pack of Fools

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Townhall:

Obama promises that finally, the secret that all America has been waiting for from the White House will be released shortly.

 

 

“It will be out soon,” Today.com quotes the president as promising this week in a chat session on Reddit.

 

No, it’s not the Fast and Furious documents.

 

 

No, it’s not Obama’s college transcripts.

 

Nor even a federal budget that might garner, say, one (1) vote in either chamber of Congress.

 

 

No; instead the president continues to treat the country to a reality tour that trivializes the presidency, cheapens the office and makes the White House, perhaps, the most overvalued home since the Obamas’ shady real estate deal with convicted influence peddler Tony Rezko.

 

“I can tell you from first hand experience, it is tasty,” explained president Irrelevant about the secret documents.

 

 

You see, president Distraction’s folks have launched a petition for the White House to release the national beer recipe.

 

Yep.