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Iowahawk: DNC Scientists Disprove Existence of Roberts' Taxon


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David Burge

July 6, 2012

 

WASHINGTON DC - Jubilant scientists at the DNC's High Speed Word Collider (HSWC) announced today they have conclusively disproven the existence of Roberts' Taxon, the theoretical radioactive Facton particle that some had worried would lead to the implosion of the entire Universal Health Care System. Scissors-32x32.png


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Classic. Thanks @EveningStar

 

Great job, Iowahawk !

 

See the actual graphic

of Beltosphere and Crap Particles

 

Scissors-32x32.pngBase on the success of the test, Plouffe said the HSWC would soon begin work on destroying traces of a new deadly Facton particle, the Unemployon.

 

"LOOK, SQUIRREL!" He added.

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I can't speak for others but speaking for Dieter my evil twin & Carlos my invisible friend we are very relieved that this problem has been solved.

 

Now we can move on to the next problem...Lady Gaga...Why?

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