It’s Come to This: Farting Dinosaurs May Have Caused So-Called ‘Climate Change’

[saveliberty]

Jammie Wearing Fool:

It’s Come to This: Farting Dinosaurs May Have Caused So-Called ‘Climate Change’

 

 

Posted by Jammie on May 07, 2012 at 8:21 am

Look at the upside to this silliness. At least humans are no longer to blame so this mythical climate change.

 

Like huge cows, the mighty sauropods would have generated enormous quantities of methane.

 

 

Sauropods, recognisable by their long necks and tails, were widespread around 150 million years ago.

 

They included some of the largest animals to walk the Earth, such as Diplodocus, which measured 150 feet and weighed up to 45 tonnes.

 

 

Scientists believe that, just as in cows, methane-producing bacteria aided the digestion of sauropods by fermenting their plant food.

[saveliberty]

So, the climate change that can't be proven to be man made (or man-caused disasters) and can't be shown to be increasingly warming, now is a result of dinosaur flatulence.

 

Why stop there? What about what the dinosaurs were eating, thereby causing the flatulence?

[NCJim]

Didn't most dinosaurs eat vegetation .. So cut the grass and put up a parking lot

[Argyle58]

You just gotta love this one. If you buy into the argument that dinosaurs killed themselves off by self-produced methane introduced into the atmosphere, then you also have to accept the fact that it took them over 45 million years to do it.

[Valin]

Beans, beans, the musical fruit:

The more you eat, the more you toot! [or poot]

The more you toot, the better you feel,

So let's have beans for every meal!

 

I ate my beans and they were loaded,

Went to bed and they exploded!

[Pepper]

Didn't most dinosaurs eat vegetation .. So cut the grass and put up a parking lot

 

You might be on to a good set of lyrics there, @NCJim !

 

; )