NCTexan Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 The Telegraph (UK): O'Bama? Oh puh-lease! Ah Bejaysus and Begorrah! Oi’ll be swearin’ boi the auld shrine to the Vorgin with the shamrocks growin’ round it next to the hill where Cuchullain slew the Great Leprechaun of Kildare on St Patrick’s Day that Barack Seamus O’Toole Flaherty Joyce O’Bama is the most Irish US president that ever set foot on the Emerald Oisle, so he is, so he is. Except, when he’s in Africa, of course, when he disappears into the dry ice and re-emerges with a grass skirt and a bone through his nose and declares himself to be Mandingo, Prince of the Bloodline of the Bonga People, Drinker of Cattle Urine, Father of A Thousand Warrior Sons, Keeper of King Solomon’s Mines, Barehanded Slayer of Lions, Undaunted Victim of the Evil Colonial British Empire. And in the Middle East, where he is Al-Barak Hussein Obama, Protector of the Holy Shrine, Smiter of the Kuffar, Lion of the Desert, Tent-Loving-Aficionado-of-the-Oversweetened-Coffee, Chomper of Sheeps’ Eyeballs, Restorer of the Caliphate. ======== Read on for a good Laugh at O'Bambi's Expense ========= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCJim Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Did he kiss the Blarney Stone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCTexan Posted May 23, 2011 Author Share Posted May 23, 2011 Did he kiss the Blarney Stone No... But I can think of another "kissable" target for O'Bama to zero in on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickydog Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Hoo-eee. I don't think this Brit likes our president very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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