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Iowahawk: War Is No Excuse For Forgetting One's Manners


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Iowahawk:

 

David Burge

April 8, 2011

 

War Etiquette Tips

From Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC)

 

 

Yes, the lessons I learned from Miss Buelah have served me in good stead throughout the years. As Fall rush chairman at my fraternity, I tutored all freshman pledges in the ways of genteel chivalry that made Phi Alpha Gamma renowned as the "Dandy Lads of Greek Row." Later, as a gallant young lieutenant in the Army's crack Mauve Beret JAG corps special lawsuit unit, I commanded Company B - the famed "Decorum's Dozen." And today, I am proud and humbled that my esteemed colleagues on the Democratic side of the aisle have elected me as the U.S. Senate's Mr. Congeniality for 12 years running. My experience has only served to underscore Miss Buelah's perspicacity, for I have seen that convivial manners always provide a welcome lubricant to social intercourse; whether it takes place in a fraternity bunkroom, the JAG officers barracks, or the late-night well of the Senate.

 

 

:lmfao:

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