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Iowahawk:

David Burge
February 9, 2011

GRAND CANYON, AZ - Standing on the rim of the gaping two-mile wide chasm of the Grand Canyon in a star-spangled jumpsuit, Joe Biden today announced a new $53 billion federal high speed rail program that will include funding for "SkyTrain X-2," a new experimental locomotive that, if successful, will make him the first known U.S. Vice President to jump the Grand Canyon by rail. snip
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Speaking off the record, Vice President Biden plans to rename the event, "Super Joe Biden & Mash Transit." The latter part is an encouragement for private enterprise to "give back" to consumers looking for cheap, dependable public transportation.

"Super Joe" Biden has reportedly approached GE and Pratt & Whitney about designing a jet-turbine-powered locomotive, as you'd be able to, "..get where you're going a lot quicker....saving enough time & money to pay for itself..."

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