A Public Service for CNN

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Conservatives4Palin.com:

By now everyone is likely acquainted with CNN‘s efforts to set a more civil, more enlightened tone in their biased political coverage. The video below is provided for those unaware of the noble undertaking with which CNN has tasked itself.

Despite our opposing viewpoints, we at C4P salute our friends at CNN, our colleagues in political conversation, for this altruistic campaign to soften the public discourse by making it more meaningless than it already is. Therefore, in the spirit of the new civility, we hereby offer to assist CNN in this, their bold, consequential endeavor to save the Republic. And, in the new spirit, we will provide this service free of charge, gratis if you prefer.

We are under no illusions. This will not be easy. As John King lamented not once, not twice, but three times, “we’re trying”. We sympathize, John. CNN has unilaterally decided to provide news to their largely English speaking audience without benefit of the English language. But fear not, CNN. We at C4P never back down from a challenge.

Our task is clear. The phrase “in the crosshairs” must be immediately and permanently stricken from acceptable public dialogue. Refudiated, as it were. But in so doing, we need to come up with an acceptable alternative: a new phrase with the same meaning. In short, “in the crosshairs” must be repealed and replaced. For if it isn’t, civil unrest, even anarchy, will surely ensue. And we’re talking real Old Testament chaos: wolves and caribou living together in harmony, polar bears and seals, even Democrats and Republicans sitting together at state of the union speeches.