Pepper Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 Iowahawk-Enter The Dragon:Enter The DragonIt's the middle of the day on a deserted Washington street. You're on your way to a reelection fund raising brunch. Suddenly a gang of crazed camera-wielding teabaggers jump out from the alley and lunge at you with their razor-sharp switchblade questions!Would YOU know WHAT TO DO?Don't let panic and confusion put your poll numbers in the hospital - or worse! Fight back with CONG-FU, the exclusive congressional seat-defense system developed by Sensei Bob Etheridge, world renowned Dragon-level 8 term master of Hu-Yu Drunken Tarheel Style! And now you can learn the forbidden fighting secrets of East Carolina in Sensei Bob's new book, "CONG-FU: The Death Touch."FOR MORE GO HEREIowahawk - Enter The DragonDragon-level 8 term master of Hu-Yu Drunken Tarheel Style. Hu-Yu?? Hu-Yu ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clearvision Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 "I just received my copy of CONG-FU in the mail. Wow! I can't wait to start figuring out whose ass to kick!"B.O., Pennsylvania Avenue LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper Posted June 16, 2010 Author Share Posted June 16, 2010 CONG-FU Congressional Eff-You Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCTexan Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 Thanks Pepper! I love IowaHawk when he's "ON". This was my first good belly laugh in a few days. The congressman is a total jerk only sorry that it was caught on camera. Our own TarHeel version of Hong Cong Fuey! A True Legend in his Mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper Posted June 17, 2010 Author Share Posted June 17, 2010 NCTexan When Tony Hayward heads to Capital Hill today, I want him to preface every question from a Congress Critter with: "Hu-Yu??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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