Today's Toons 4/29/24

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In Case You Missed It Dept.:  

President Biden bit three Secret Service agents at the White House Sunday after having to return from the beach to deal with World War III breaking out. 

Israel was attacked by Iran Saturday sparking anti-Israel protests to shut down the Brooklyn Bridge in New York. The standoff was brief. The police couldn't get the protestors off the bridge but they scattered like ants when they saw an approaching cargo container ship marked the SS Baltimore. 

Judge Merchan warned Trump to stop giving unfriendly potential jurors the evil eye Tuesday and threatened him with jail time. The first six jurors all read the New York Times and two are company DEI directors. If this jury pool were any more poisoned, Putin would be bottling it to serve in the gulag. 

The New York Times warned Democrats Monday that its new polls show that young voters are swinging over to Donald Trump. In response, Democratic voter registration drives are aggressively underway this week. Just this morning, OJ Simpson announced he's voting for Joe Biden in November. 

Hunter Biden's laptop videos show so much male genitalia it looks like he just won a women's swimming meet. 

The NSA is the only government office that actually listens to you. 

DA Alvin Bragg demanded Trump be fined $3,000 for violating the gag order if he disparages Stormy and Michael Cohen. They spent all weekend on CNN disparaging Trump but he's fined if he replies. Inflation is so bad Trump is having to pay $3,000 for speech that four years ago was free. 

The White House announced Tuesday that President Biden is working with Allies this week to hammer out new sanctions against Iran. Iranian immigrants in Michigan are chanting Death to America. Biden vowed he will move heaven and earth to get the 52 American hostages released by Iran. 

President Biden said his uncle was eaten by cannibals in New Guinea in World War II. The story will be told in the upcoming movie Serving Private Biden. 

Jesse Ventura told CNN he could beat Trump and Biden. We owe him a great debt. Jesse Ventura took American politics and raised it to the level of professional wrestling. 

The most shocking thing about the fire near the Trump trial is it wasn't caused by everybody involved's pants bursting into flames. 

Anytime I honor those who have passed on, I also make up stories about them being eaten by cannibals. I mean, who doesn't? 

Man sets himself on fire outside Trump's trial courthouse. He poured gasoline all over himself, so he obviously came from money. 

Six of RFK siblings go on TV and endorse Biden instead of Bobby. That's a twist, a Kennedy getting assassinated by other Kennedys. 

-- Argus Hamilton 

 

[Reiuxcat]

Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. 🙂

And the toe tapping Land of 1000 Dances as well. 🙂

[MISBAILEY]

Thanks for the toons Pookie! 😁

[pookie18]

2 hours ago, Reiuxcat said:

Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. 🙂

And the toe tapping Land of 1000 Dances as well. 🙂

You're welcome, Rcat!

[pookie18]

5 minutes ago, MISBAILEY said:

Thanks for the toons Pookie! 😁

My pleasure, MISBAILEY!

[mass55th]

Thanks for the Toons Pookie!! Have a great week!!

[pookie18]

32 minutes ago, mass55th said:

Thanks for the Toons Pookie!! Have a great week!!

You're welcome, as always & the same to you, mass55th!