Today's Toons 12/18/23

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In Case You Missed It Dept.:  

Heck of a week for the Left. Gay porn in the Senate, swearing in ceremony on child porn in Virginia [and Pennsylvania], tranny tap dancers in the White House, and Satanic statues in Iowa. What else am I missing? 

-- Rep. Mike Collins 

President Biden during his speech to a wind turbine factory in Colorado Wednesday referred to his GOP rival as Congressman Trump. Over the past eight years, the Democrats have called Trump a racist, a fascist, a Nazi, a dictator and a rapist, but this is a new low. They're calling him Congressman. 

Kansas City Chiefs fans vowed to paint their faces half-red and half-black at the stadium today to support the little boy ripped by the media for showing up in black and red face paint last week. I don't understand the controversy. I thought we ended all racism when we changed the pancake boxes. 

New York City is set to start charging cars fifteen dollars apiece to drive south of 60th street into Manhattan's business district. Its task is to raise a billion a year to repair their mass transit system. The subways are so filthy in the morning that commuters have begun peeing at home instead. 

The Washington Post warned Democrats Thursday that President Biden is one slip and fall or one verbal gaffe away from losing the election in 2024. He needs to hang in there. This week's polls show Americans like their presidents the same way they like their White House Christmas Trees, upright. 

On the heels of Ron DeSantis's poop map of San Francisco, Macy's is honoring the city with a new fragrance called Chanel # Two. 

Hunter Biden is subpoenaed to testify to the House Oversight Committee next week. He'll face questions about his cocaine use, his money laundering, his prostitutes, his affair with his brother's widow and his handgun application violation. He's just two charges short of being on the ballot in 2024. 

Computer World predicted that people will begin to use Artificial Intelligence to better interact with U.S. government agencies as well as with as representatives on Capitol Hill. Last night I asked Alexa about the guy who lied about everything and got elected to Congress. She replied be more specific. 

And now it's Springtime for Hitler in Harvard Yard. 

Harvard’s president testified before Congress Tuesday to answer why the protests in Harvard Yard are allowed to display such virulent anti-Semitism like it’s a Nazi rally. Last week in Harvard, a professor asked his class if they have an answer for the Middle East. Everyone raised their right hand. 

Media is in an uproar over Bobby Kennedy admitting he took a plane flight on Jeffrey Epstein's jet. They think it's completely irresponsible to allow an unvaccinated person to fly. 

House Republicans are reported set to launch an impeachment probe of Joe Biden over family money received from China. Last week a full-page ad in Car and Driver magazine showed a smiling President Biden sitting inside his 1963 Corvette convertible marked For Sale. It added, car not included. 

CEO Sheryl Sandberg led the charge in the U.N. against the rapes of Israeli women committed by Hamas in the October 7th attack. Progressive women’s groups have remained inexplicably silent. Hamas is lucky they’re not a Christmas song or a Supreme Court candidate or all hell would break loose. 

Senator John Fetterman addressed reporters in even steady tones Monday and declared that Senator Bob Menendez’s bribery case is much more serious than George Santos’. The Democrats feel exasperated. As John Fetterman regains his post-stroke brain function, it turns out he’s a moderate. 

ABC News aired video of a flash mob of teenagers who ransacked a Nike store in Watts and made off with twenty thousand dollars in goods. Retailers are fighting back by glassing in products. We live in a world where the razor blade aisle at Rite Aid has better security than the Southern Border. 

Florida’s Democratic Party canceled the state’s primary Monday to ease Biden’s nomination and eliminate Biden’s Democratic challenger, Minnesota U.S. Congressman Dean Phillips. He’s a highly successful businessman who has an articulate plan for the party and the nation. So he has to go. 

The New York Times reports that pro-Palestinians protestors roamed the streets of Manhattan and smashed the windows of Jewish shopkeepers and delicatessens. It really puts Democrats in an awkward position. How are they supposed to blame it on Trump when he’s not even in office yet? 

The Today Show interviewed Dick Cheney’s daughter, former Congresswoman Liz Cheney, and she warned that a Trump election would be America’s last election. In Washington D.C., she’s head cheerleader for the Neo-cons. When asked to list which countries she wouldn’t bomb, Liz was speechless. 

Daily Variety gave Maestro starring Bradley Cooper rave reviews about the life of the composer-conductor Leonard Bernstein. He wears a prosthetic nose for the role. Bradley Cooper's portrayal of Leonard Bernstein is so authentic that it's earning him Oscar buzz and threats from Harvard students. 

Leave it to Democrats to turn a billionaire white Protestant with a hot wife and a Palm Beach mansion into the underdog. 

3 more federal charges and Hunter Biden can run for George Santos' congressional seat. 

-- Argus Hamilton 

 

[Reiuxcat]

Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. 🙂

[pookie18]

16 minutes ago, Reiuxcat said:

Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. 🙂

You're welcome, Rcat!

[ViciousVinny]

Orange Batman vs Joker Joe

 

[pookie18]

36 minutes ago, ViciousVinny said:

Orange Batman vs Joker Joe

 

Thanks, ViciousVinny!

[MISBAILEY]

Thanks for the toons Pookie! 😁

[pookie18]

1 hour ago, MISBAILEY said:

Thanks for the toons Pookie! 😁

My pleasure, MISBAILEY!

[mass55th]

Thanks for the Toons Pookie!! Have a great week!!

[pookie18]

4 minutes ago, mass55th said:

Thanks for the Toons Pookie!! Have a great week!!

You're welcome, as always & the same to you, mass55th!