Today's Toons 11/20/23

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This Thread Brought To You By The Letter T: 
 

In Case You Missed It Dept.:  

Foreign wars are a great distraction from the fact that a bag of Cheetos costs $9. 

Biden losing support in his own party. it's so bad Jimmy Carter is comparing him to Jimmy Carter. 

The NY Post reports U.S. and Russia UN diplomats argued bitterly over Ukraine in the Security Council, raising a threat of World War III. The General Assembly had a much bigger danger on its mind. The UN has asked Israel to use electric tanks and fighter jets so that it’s safer for the environment. 

I went to Betty Ford's and came out sober. I could go to Joe Biden's and come out brainless. 

Hunter Biden asked the Justice Department to investigate a former business partner claiming he lied to the FBI in 2020 about the Biden family. Happily, Hunter is in recovery now and hasn't had a drink in two years. Thank goodness Joe Biden is not an alcoholic, he'd never make it up the 12 Steps. 

The New York Post reports a frightening wave of anti-Semitism at college protests over Israel's invasion of Gaza. Right now I wouldn't stage the Mel Brooks comedy musical The Producers on any college campus. The kids are supposed to laugh during Springtime for Hitler, not stand and sing along. 

Forbes magazine named Princeton, Yale and Stanford as the three top colleges in America in its annual list of top universities. I have to admit that I really coasted through college at the University of Oklahoma back in the Seventies. I majored in Gender Studies back when there were only two of them. 

The White House was hit by poll numbers revealing eligible voters feel pessimistic about their future due to inflation, crime, the border and fears for world peace. There's only one thing we all really know for certain and that is that 3027 years from now, things will be really good or really bad. It's 5050. 

Obama's former Chief of Staff David Axelrod urged Joe Biden not to run in 2024 Sunday, the same day, Obama undercut Biden and expressed sympathy for the Palestinians. The former president virtually invented woke culture. Barack Obama refuses to laugh at himself because that would be racist. 

The New York Times poll shows Trump leading Biden now in five battleground states with big gains in black and Hispanic votes. Democrats need to drop all charges. If Biden could win by campaigning from his basement in 2020, polls show Trump is winning in 2024 by campaigning from the witness stand. 

Hillary Clinton appeared on The View on Wednesday where she warned that a Trump election in 2024 will end the country. However Hillary didn't do Democrats any favors when she went off and compared Trump to Hitler. That could backfire and result in a statue of Donald Trump at Harvard Yard. 

White House advisors fanned out on cable news Wednesday and said Joe should be re-elected based on the success of Bidenomics. According to a new survey a growing number of Americans need two jobs to make ends meet. To give you an idea of how bad it is, car thieves are moonlighting as shoplifters. 

The National Institutes of Health labeled gender dysphoria a new affliction this year. It's defined as unease a person has because of a mismatch between their biological sex and their gender identity. It turns out that researchers have just discovered a cure for gender dysphoria, it's called deleting Tik Tok. 

New York City saw thousands of pro-Palestinian protestors Monday including a group holding up signs reading Queers for Palestine. Gays would be executed in Gaza for violating Islamic law. As far as political support groups go, Queers for Palestine makes about as much sense as Wives for O.J. 

Fox News interviewed prominent American rabbis Tuesday who slammed the pro-Palestinian protestors for calling for the destruction of Israel. The pro-Hamas cry is From the River to the Sea. Anti-Semitic acts in the U.S. are reported to be at such historic levels, even Louis Farrakhan is offended. 

China's Global Times quoted Chinese epidemiologists who warned of new threats of the spread of respiratory disease this winter. Coincidentally Beijing began imposing new mask mandates in anticipation of the new virus China will release in January. Virologists call it the Election Year Variant. 

Hillary Clinton appeared on The View Wednesday to sound the alarm after a New York Times poll showed Biden slipping in California and trailing Trump in five swing states. Hillary warned that if Donald Trump is elected in 2024 it will end America as we know it today. I wish we could depend on that. 

-- Argus Hamilton 

[Reiuxcat]

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11 minutes ago, Reiuxcat said:

Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. 🙂

 

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[MISBAILEY]

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24 minutes ago, MISBAILEY said:

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[ViciousVinny]

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[mass55th]

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11 minutes ago, mass55th said:

Thanks for the Toons Pookie!! Have a great week!!

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