Today's Toons 10/2/23

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This Thread Brought To You By The Letter R: 
 

In Case You Missed It Dept.:  

In case of shutdown, thousands of federal workers could be forced to stop not working. 

If Congress shuts down the govenment they'll still get paid under the Americans with No Abilities Act. 

Democrats today moved Dianne Feinstein off the Senate roll and onto the voter roll. 

WH warns a shutdown could close the CDC, FBI & the IRS. OK OK..You don't have to sell it to me! 

President Biden's last week was marred by false claims of a 9-11 visit and the Washington Post's calling for Biden not to run in 2024, and now the impeachment inquiry. How bad is it? President Biden's approval ratings are so low, Hunter Biden is now assuring foreign investors that he was adopted. 

Chris Christie said if he doesn't finish at least 4th in New Hampshire he's dropping out. And he's not talking about the Nashua pie eating contest. 

Donald Trump soared another six points to sixty-two percent among GOP voters Tuesday, fifty points ahead of DeSantis. One poll of young voters did name Vivek Ramaswamy the most likable presidential candidate. Which, let's face it, is like being named the Best Dressed Person at WalMart. 

The White House faced mounting pressure from MSNBC and CNN as well as the Washington Post Thursday to step aside with Hunter's legal jeopardy now threatening Joe's chances for a 2024 win. In one side effect you can see Gavin Newsom's grinning teeth from the International Space Station. 

New York Jets fans were downcast Tuesday after Aaron Rodgers ruptured his Achilles heel after four plays Monday knocking him out for two years. He will be paid seventy-five million dollars over the next two years for doing nothing. The CDC says it's the first sign that Hunter Biden may be contagious. 

The U.S. Senate broke with two hundred and forty-four years of tradition and etiquette Monday when Senate Democrats voted to change the dress code. They're now allowed to wear hoods on the Senate floor. Majority Leader Chuck Schumer said it's a way Democrats can honor the late Robert Byrd. 

Daily Variety says all talk shows are off the air due to the writers' strike except The View. That's because they don't use writers on The View. That's because the dialog on The View is provided by throwing a firecracker into a henhouse, recording the audio, then transcribing that into the day's script. 

President Biden addressed the UN General Assembly Tuesday and beat the drum for additional military aid to Ukraine. Biden also decried the so-called climate crisis. Americans had no reason to be embarrassed by Joe Biden's performance, many leaders deliver their UN speeches in broken English. 

NBC News reported Wednesday that the Biden Administration announced that people will be able to order and receive four free Covid test kits from the Department of HEW next week. It appears that the fear of Covid-19 has returned. I went to a funeral yesterday and the corpse was wearing a mask. 

Russell Brand was de-monetized by YouTube Tuesday after the Times dug up four women sex accusers whose claims occurred 10 to 20 years ago. The Left hates his popular podcasts that ridicule woke ideology. All might be forgiven if he'll repent and accept Climate Change as his Lord and Savior. 

Politico described the surging Trump presidential campaign as a runaway train Monday, Trump having reshaped the Republican Party in his own image. The Democrats are now researching ways to keep Trump's name off the ballot. They've dismissed the idea of having a candidate who can beat him. 

North Korea's Kim Jung Un met Vladimir Putin in Vladivostok to discuss swapping weapons for food. Fox News ran a story about Kim's second-in-command, his hard line sister Kim Yo Jong, and gave her the title as the Most Dangerous Woman in the World. Hillary immediately demanded a recount. 

Disney drew record attendance this year at Disneyland & 6 Disney Worlds worldwide. Only Eagle Pass, Texas attracted more visitors. 

Pentagon mum on recovery efforts of the lost F-135. Why would the military even let Biden fly such an expensive plane? 

Biden might want to stop going on about Charlottesville now that Democrats are wearing hoodies in the Senate. 

Joe Biden's rap handle is Sniff Dog. 

Senator John Fetterman is where IQ and GQ meet at their lowest point. 

Dr. Ben Carson addressed a Christian group in D.C. and listed seven ways communism is winning in America. As a Baby Boomer who lived through the Cold War that imprisoned millions behind the Berlin Wall, I can assure young people one thing about communism. It's the diet plan that really works. 

-- Argus Hamilton 

[Reiuxcat]

Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. 🙂

[MISBAILEY]

Thanks for the toons Pookie! 😁

[pookie18]

3 hours ago, Reiuxcat said:

Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. 🙂

You're welcome, Rcat!

[pookie18]

1 hour ago, MISBAILEY said:

Thanks for the toons Pookie! 😁

My pleasure, MISBAILEY!

[mass55th]

Thanks for the Toons Pookie!! Have a great week!!

[pookie18]

1 hour ago, mass55th said:

Thanks for the Toons Pookie!! Have a great week!!

You're welcome, as always & the same to you, mass55th!