Today's Toons 7/10/23

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In Case You Missed It Dept.:  

Harvard released a study that found July Fourth celebrations tend to turn school children into conservatives. It set off alarm bells in academia. The Teachers Union was shocked to discover that it only takes a patriotic speech and some fireworks to undo two hundred days of public school education. 

I see that Mattel is creating an Afghan Barbie. Don't we already have blow up dolls? 

India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi flew to Washington Thursday for bilateral talks with the U.S. He was treated to a State Dinner at the White House. Modi was pleasantly surprised to learn that like India the U.S. also has a caste system that includes the Untouchables, namely Hunter, Joe and Frank. 

New York Mayor Eric Adams loaded up illegal immigrants sent to N.Y. from Texas and flew them to China Monday. They landed in a one-party state, with no freedom of speech, where everything is regulated, all supported by high-tech monopolies. And that was during their fueling stop in California. 

Willie Nelson arrives in Arkansas this week for the Willie Nelson Family Outlaw Music Festival in Rogers where they'll be performing at the WalMart Arena. This is one performer who knows his crowd. Willie's most requested song this year is Mama Don't Let Your Cowboys Grow Up to be Cowgirls. 

The White House got clobbered by two bad polls last week saying seventy percent of the country thinks Joe Biden is too old to be president and the same number thinks the country is headed in the wrong direction. Stop complaining about your life. There are people in California who can't leave. 

NBC News released devastating poll numbers on Kamala Harris's approval ratings on Monday, which if they stay the same could force her off the Democratic ticket in 2024. Kamala now has the lowest approval ratings of any vice president in U.S. history. She's two points below Titanic sub rides. 

The Coast Guard probed the cause of the sub disaster off the coast of Massachusetts last week. Cape Cod maritime researchers are deploying an underwater robot to examine the ocean floor for debris from the Titan sub. It's the same underwater robot they used to find Teddy Kennedy's old cars. 

Last week Disney cast a transgender actor for the new Star Wars series.That's due to a lightsaber accident. 

Reuters reports research showing every US President including Obama is descended from slave owners, except Donald Trump. His ancestor arrived from Germany in the 1880s, making it too late to call him a slaveowner and too early to call him a Nazi. After 8 long years, you think Democrats would have another name for him waiting in the wings. 

California's Reparations Task Force will likely demand one million dollars for each descendent of slaves living in California. The only slaves in California were movie studio contract players in the '30s. I fear Al Sharpton may have a stroke when the first million dollar check goes to John Clark Gable. 

I said it in 2020, "Congress is impeaching a president for looking into a Ukraine deal that'll get the next president impeached." 

ABC's Women of the View came to Hunter Biden's defense, attributing his legal jeopardy to his cocaine addiction. It first became public in 2015 when he was kicked out of the Navy after testing positive for cocaine. The ship captain got suspicious when he swabbed the deck of the aircraft carrier in six minutes. 

It's so hot in Washington DC today that President Biden is sticking to his story. 

If the Founders believed taxation without representation was bad, they should get a load of it WITH representation. 

America would be a lot better off if we ate our vegetables instead of electing them. 

Happy Canada Day to your beautiful country. I love to drive up to Canada in the autumn to watch the Prime Minister change colors. 

President Biden spoke to reporters Thursday and slammed the Supreme Court decision striking down affirmative action. Joe was thoughtful as always. When asked how it compared to the court's decision on Roe vs. Wade, Biden said any way people can make it across the Rio Grande is fine with him. 

-- Argus Hamilton 

(Thank you, pollyannaish)

[Reiuxcat]

Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. 🙂

[MISBAILEY]

Thanks for the toons Pookie! 😁

[pookie18]

1 hour ago, Reiuxcat said:

Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. 🙂

You're welcome, Rcat!

[pookie18]

3 minutes ago, MISBAILEY said:

Thanks for the toons Pookie! 😁

My pleasure, MISBAILEY!