pookie18 Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 Click below for related story: Click below for related story: Click below for related story: Click below for Tony's toons: Click below for related video: Click below for related story: Click below for related story: This Thread Brought To You By The Letter R: In Case You Missed It Dept.: On Monday, President Biden will lay a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Voter. Happy Memorial Day. The banks are closed today. Some are expected to reopen tomorrow. This is the day we remember the fallen. But enough about Bud Light stock. Trans advertising star Dylan Mulvaney took another principled stand today. She filed suit against GPS for telling her to go straight. The CIA just uncovered a Chinese plot to just sit back and enjoy the collapse of the United States. Hillary said Saturday voters have a right to worry about Biden’s age but hopes he can stay sharp and win in 2024. She seemed to be hoping Joe can just live long enough to beat Trump. I just hope for Joe’s sake there isn’t a Stairway to Heaven or he could arrive at St. Peter’s gate with two broken legs. President Biden arrived home safe and sound from the Japan G-7 summit Sunday after his near steep fall while walking down the stairs on camera at a Hiroshima shrine. I admire his tenacity. Joe Biden has done a fearless job for two and a half years trying to prove that gravity is a white supremacist. The House voted to end Biden's burdensome emissions regulations on trucks Monday following a vote in the U.S. Senate. It came hours after a U-Haul truck rammed into a White House gate. To be fair there are so many U-Hauls leaving California and heading East, it probably needed the parking spot. Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in California and New York. The Palm Beach Kennel Club opened a parlor with 500 TVs for betters to watch the greyhound racing where it's still legal in Alabama, Texas, Iowa, Arkansas and West Virginia. The sport must accommodate today's culture. Last week, a Cheetah identified as a dog and set a new track speed record. Hunter College in New York fired a woke female professor whose violent rage was all caught on camera Monday. She trashed a student activity table handing out pro-life literature and then held a machete to the throat of a New York Post reporter. CNN just hired her to host the next Trump town hall. Speaker McCarthy battled President Biden to cut spending in debt ceiling talks on Monday. It’s bound to become a 2024 campaign issue. This week every actress over eighty in Hollywood is up on Mulholland Drive being pushed off the cliff in a wheelchair, rehearsing for the commercial audition. South Carolina Senator Tim Scott announced he’s running for the GOP presidential nomination Monday. He called for a renewal of patriotism and religion and free enterprise and opportunity for all. The next morning, Scott was tried and convicted by the Women of the View for Anti-Soviet Agitation. Target moves trans female swimsuits to the back of its stores. Each swimsuit includes a penis pouch and a gold swimming medal. GOP Senator Tim Scott began campaigning after announcing for president on Monday. He'd make history. Tim would be the first bachelor to live in the White House since James Buchanan, and the third president to live like a bachelor in the White House since Jack Kennedy and Bill Clinton. Donald Trump was sued again by Jean Carroll saying he defamed her by calling her a whack job at his Town Hall. The first trial made her a public figure. If public figures could collect damages for being called a whack job, Trump would own CNN, MSNBC the Washington Post, the FBI and the CIA. I’m more lonely than a carton of Bud Light at a Target. Target endured boycotts and protests Friday as conservatives battled LGBT activists over the store displays of transgender female bathing suits. Meanwhile, Variety reports that the new Robin Hood movie being shot in England will feature a transgender character. Let me guess which one, Friar Tuck? Terrorists face real-life problems once they slip into the US. Like if your son's name is Allah Akbar and you lose him in the mall. -- Argus Hamilton 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reiuxcat Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie! 🙂 (I'm sure Christie really is thinking he can have everyone's lunch) 😉 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MISBAILEY Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 Thanks for the toons Pookie! 😁 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted June 5, 2023 Author Share Posted June 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Reiuxcat said: Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie! 🙂 (I'm sure Christie really is thinking he can have everyone's lunch) 😉 You're welcome, Rcat! The daily daydream of the Jersey shore orca... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted June 5, 2023 Author Share Posted June 5, 2023 55 minutes ago, MISBAILEY said: Thanks for the toons Pookie! 😁 My pleasure, MISBAILEY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mass55th Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 Thanks for the Toons Pookie!! Have a great week!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted June 5, 2023 Author Share Posted June 5, 2023 39 minutes ago, mass55th said: Thanks for the Toons Pookie!! Have a great week!! You're welcome, as always & the same to you, mass55th! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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