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In Case You Missed It Dept.:  


You can't make it up. The US is eight days away from having to ask Ukraine for money. 


Sesame Street welcomes its 1st Filipino muppet. Next week they'll welcome 86000 Hispanic Muppets bussed in from Texas. 


President Biden sent fifteen hundred U.S. troops to the Mexican border to process the invasion of illegal migrants rather than turn them back. The policy of accommodation is massively unpopular. I would say that President Biden is being advised on border policy by the marketing team at Budweiser. 


Politico reports that President Biden's re-election team has only hired two staffers and campaign fundraising has yet to begin in earnest. The president seems to be sliding backwards. In the ABC News poll released Monday, Biden's approval rating is at 36%, below Trump, DeSantis and Bud Light. 


Anheuser-Busch said it has no plan to rescue Bud Light sales amid a boycott for partnering with trans star Dylan Mulvaney. Sales have plummeted. The good news is, with Title 42 at the border gone, Bud Light has an instant market of millions of migrants who have no idea who Dylan Mulvaney is. 


Disney's new Peter Pan movie is so bad, parents would rather their kids spend time at Michael Jackson's Neverland. 


The Durham Report on Monday exposed the FBI for promoting a Russia collusion hoax to try to sabotage the Trump campaign and presidency. It never ends. Undeterred by the Durham Report, the FBI just accused Trump of raping J. Edgar Hoover in the fitting room at Victoria's Secret. 


Sports Illustrated made news Monday publishing its eagerly-anticipated annual Swimsuit Issue by placing Martha Stewart in a bathing suit on the magazine cover. It's considered by the media to be an incredibly bold move. Not because she's eighty-one years old, but because she's an actual woman. 


The Detroit News reported a quick-thinking thirteen-year-old kid in Michigan used a slingshot to stop a man who was trying to abduct his eight-year-old little sister on Saturday. Reaction was swift. District Attorney Alvin Bragg is trying to find a way to get the kid extradited to New York to face charges. 


China sent a diplomatic envoy to Russia and Ukraine to try to jump start peace talks before this war gets out of hand. I hope the peace talks succeed for our sake, because we picked the wrong generation to fight World War III. They can't even fight anxiety from being called the wrong pronoun. 


Geraldo Rivera said Trump's defeat in court could render him morally unfit to reelect as president by the majority of Americans. Then there's Joe. In last week's poll 63% of Americans think Biden is mentally unfit to be president, the rest think he should replace his Chief of Staff with a Visiting Angel. 


Joe Biden has singlehandedly destroyed the myth of white supremacy once and for all. 


The Durham Report said the FBI used a rumor to frame Trump for three years with the Russia collusion hoax. Even CNN said the report vindicated the former president. In reaction to the report Trump said, nobody gets victimized by bigger hoaxes than me, I get the BEST hoaxes, it's not even close. 


Governor Ron DeSantis signed a bill preventing woke indoctrination on Florida colleges. Many colleges scrapped the SAT and ACT and tests Generation Z with an essay question. One of them goes, if you take fifty-seven genders and you divide it by white privilege, how much climate change do you have? 


Dianne Feinstein's staff say when the senator is dead, she will consider resigning. 


After today's testimony we learn that the FBI stands for Follow Biden's Instructions. 


FBI Director Chris Wray facing a judgment week for abuses. He's got a tough job. J Edgar Hoover left some very high heels to fill. 


-- Argus Hamilton 

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4 minutes ago, MISBAILEY said:

Thanks for the toons Pookie! 😁 Happy Memorial Day everyone! :flag:

You're welcome & the same to you, MISBAILEY!

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Thanks for remembering our fallen heroes Pookie!! Have a happy Memorial Day, and a great week!!

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20 minutes ago, mass55th said:

Thanks for remembering our fallen heroes Pookie!! Have a happy Memorial Day, and a great week!!

My pleasure & the same to you, mass55th!

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9 minutes ago, areyoukiddingme said:

All gave some, some gave all. Thank you

You're welcome, as always, areyoukiddingme!

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