Today's Toons 3/6/23

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This Thread Brought To You By The Letter R: 

 

In Case You Missed It Dept.:  

Yet another toxic derailment in the news. President Biden lost his train of thought today, and there were no survivors. 

Bruce Willis assessed with dementia. Doctors give him 4 to 8 years in the White House. 

President Biden underwent his physical on Thursday and the doctor says he's in excellent health and able to execute his duties as president. Fortunately he doesn't need a heart stent. During the exam, the doctor floated the idea of performing a balloon angioplasty but Biden shot it down out of habit. 

US balloon policy hailed as a success. For 2 weeks not a single question about us blowing up the Nordstream pipeline. 

President Biden bragged he'd just shot down two weather balloons and a hobby club balloon with four sidewinder missiles at four hundred thousand dollars a shot. Don't you love it? Two years ago America was the World's Only Superpower, and today we are the most popular attraction on the Midway. 

President Biden decides to skip going to East Palestine, Ohio. If Joe wants to see a train wreck he just go to his cabinet room. 

Wall Street Week analysts on Fox News predict a huge year for defense industry stocks after Joe Biden's latest defense pledge to Ukraine. All the cable news channels broke into programming early Monday to announce that Joe Biden paid a surprise visit to Ukraine. Well, it was a surprise to Joe Biden. 

Street protests erupted in Kiev today demanding the expulsion of the corrupt foreign invader. Is that anyway to greet Joe Biden? 

Mike Pence vowed to fight a subpoena by Trump's Special Counsel investigating the January 6th U.S. Capitol invasion and Trump's culpability for it. Both political parties provide the entertainment. The FBI raided Hillary's house in Chappaqua and walked out with a box full of classified suicide notes. 

The Daytona 500 drew a huge crowd to the Daytona Beach Speedway Sunday which watched Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. win the biggest and most prestigious race in the NASCAR Cup Series. The caution flag came out even before the race. The Goodyear Blimp changed its lettering to Don't Shoot! 

Presidents Day was celebrated at George Washington's plantation home Mount Vernon Monday with tea and music by a fife and drum corps. The weekend was steeped in nostalgia. On Saturday Jimmy Carter submitted to home hospice care, making him a viable candidate to replace Biden in 2024. 

Joe Biden made it halfway to the top of the stairs on AF 1 last night. He then set up a base camp and will try again in the morning. 

Just did my taxes. I still owe Ukraine $3500. 

President Biden refuses to visit East Palestine, Ohio. He says he never got along with their Mayor Yassar Arafat. 

Joe Biden was fulsome in his praise for Ukraine President Zelensky Tuesday. He banned rival parties and opposition media and shut down churches to keep Ukraine safe for democracy. It's like an organization paying Bernie Sanders one hundred grand to hear his speech about the Evils of Capitalism. 

Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg said East Palestine won't receive FEMA money because Norfolk Southern Railroad agreed to pay toxic damages. He's playing it by the book. Pete Buttigieg appeared on a video call Saturday and promised to investigate the chemical spill for any signs of racism. 

Apparently the Secret Service won't let Biden visit East Palestine unless the town agrees to eliminate all its staircases. 

President Biden flew home from his mission to Poland and Ukraine Thursday where he pledged undying love for Ukraine. The president did achieve one lasting major accomplishment as a result of his trip. To comply with the Americans with Disabilities Act, an elevator is being built for Air Force One. 

President Biden told ABC News Friday he has no plans to visit the toxic chemical site in Palestine, Ohio. It has everyone guessing reasons why the president won't show up. I think that the real reason Biden does not want to visit Palestine is because he doesn't want to feel obliged to visit Israel afterwards. 

Gallup released a poll recently which said that seventy percent of Americans think the country is headed in the wrong direction. Forty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Ronald Reagan while today we have no Reagan, no Cash and no Hope. I just pray nothing ever happens to Kevin Bacon. 

-- Argus Hamilton 

[Reiuxcat]

Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. 🙂

Another great start to the week. 😁

[pookie18]

11 minutes ago, Reiuxcat said:

Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. 🙂

Another great start to the week. 😁

You're welcome, Rcat!

[MISBAILEY]

Thanks for the toons Pookie! 😁

[pookie18]

1 hour ago, MISBAILEY said:

Thanks for the toons Pookie! 😁

My pleasure, MISBAILEY!

[mass55th]

Thanks for the Toons Pookie!! Have a great week!!

[pookie18]

30 minutes ago, mass55th said:

Thanks for the Toons Pookie!! Have a great week!!

You're welcome, as always & the same to you, mass55th!

[Grim]

Thanks for the shares and toons!!

[pookie18]

25 minutes ago, Grim said:

Thanks for the shares and toons!!

My pleasure, as ever, Grim!