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Today's Toons 12/5/22


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This Thread Brought To You By The Letter T: 

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(Thank you, cartoonist Rex May) 


In Case You Missed It Dept.:  


Donald Trump ripped Mitch McConnell for not spending enough cash in Arizona to help push Trump's candidate win. You know the old saying in the Swing States. The opera ain't over till the fat lady sings, the voting machines break down, and the same-day mail-in ballots are delivered a week late.  


A California task force issued a five-hundred-page report on reparations for blacks in the United States which detailed discrimination perpetrated by the state of California and recommended steps to address these wrongs. Today I totally support reparations. If you voted for Biden, you owe me gas money.  


Arizona and Nevada mail-in votes put Democrats in charge of the Senate Monday after six days of counting. I can understand the skepticism. Week-long vote counts always look pretty suspicious when you consider that America's Got Talent can count fifty million votes during one commercial break.  


President Biden flew to Indonesia this week to attend the annual G-20 Summit of world leaders held on the isle of Bali. On Monday the president attended a meeting for two hours with the leaders of China. And why not, Biden's been president for two years now, it's about time he met with the owners.  


Texas Governor Greg Abbott cited the invasion clause in the Texas constitution to begin building a border wall to halt the flow of political asylum seekers. Venezuelan migrants are fleeing life under socialist rule for life under the Biden administration. So at least they got a nice long walk out of the deal.  


Politico reports the election of a Republican to Congress in Los Angeles gave Republicans the two hundred and eighteen Members the GOP needed to flip House leadership. Change is in the air. The result put Republicans in control of Congress and Hunter Biden in line to buy tickets to mainland China.  


House Republicans returned to the Capitol November 17th and vowed hearings on Hunter’s deals with Ukraine and China. They say they’ll find out if Papa Joe received any kickbacks from the deals. Democrats charged the Republicans with invading the Capitol and formed the November 17th Committee.  


FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried was profiled Tuesday revealing that he ran a Crypto con, and is a Democratic donor and he sleeps with a bunch of women every night in the tax shelter Bahamas. He was pictured onstage at a conference hosted by Bill Clinton. I’ll just guess it wasn’t Promise Keepers.  


The San Francisco City Council passed a measure to give trans-genders twelve hundred dollars a month. I’m heading for the women’s wear department. Woke progressives insist there are 79 genders, so if I claim I am all 79 of them, I can make ninety-five thousand a month just to eat, drink and be Mary.  


House Republicans announced they intend to form a committee to investigate President Biden to see if he received kickbacks from his son Hunter's deals with China and with Ukraine. English teachers should be watching closely. If Joe Biden goes to prison, it would be his first complete sentence.  


Nancy Pelosi stepped down from House leadership in an eloquent speech Thursday. She couldn't say goodbye without praising the Capitol Police during the storming of the U.S. Capitol. Well, I think the one thing the Capitol Police had in common with Nancy's husband is that they both opened the door.  


Donald Trump won the Twitter poll which Elon Musk conducted Saturday, asking Twitter users if he should be reinstated. Trump won the poll, was reinstated and now the media is furious at Musk. Right after Trump was reinstated, CNN reported that a second Tesla has just hit the World Trade Center.  


-- Argus Hamilton 


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18 minutes ago, Oralee said:

A GREAT START TO THE WEEK POOKIE.  IT SEEMS THE DEMORATS ARE A NEVER ENDING SOURCE OF HUMOR .

Glad you liked 'em, Oralee!

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38 minutes ago, mass55th said:

Thanks for the Toons Pookie!! Have a great week!!

My pleasure & the same to you, mass55th!

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34 minutes ago, Reiuxcat said:

AOC ice machine was a hoot! 😂  😂  😂  😂  Thanks for all the toons Pookie. 🙂

You're welcome, as always, Rcat! Re AOC, they kicked her out of Mensa for that one...

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My wife’s been giving me stink eye for spending too much time meming but there’s soooooo much to work with lol thanks for the laughs and shares!

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4 minutes ago, Grim said:

My wife’s been giving me stink eye for spending too much time meming but there’s soooooo much to work with lol thanks for the laughs and shares!

My pleasure, as ever, Grim! If it comes to that, better find a conservative judge 😉

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