pookie18 Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 Click below for related story: Click below for Tony's toons: Click below for related story: Click below for related story: Click below for related story: Click below for related story: Click below for related story: This Thread Brought To You By The Letter T: In Case You Missed It Dept.: Last night the Grim Reaper came to my door and I told him to go away, I'm fully vaccinated. He said ironically, that's why I'm here. The Labor Department said there are thirteen million job openings going unfilled Tuesday which economists say fuels inflation. We're bracing for the worst here on Sunset Boulevard. California is about to experience a shortage of strippers now that they don't have to pay off their college education. A Florida judge heard arguments from Trump and DOJ lawyers Thursday over whether a Special Master should be appointed to decide which seized papers belong to Trump. Just using the term Special Master in this case makes Progressives uneasy. It sounds like the FBI raided Uncle Tom's Cabin. CNN finds itself cornered. Their ratings depend on talking about Trump but the only way to kill Trump is to stop talking about him. The CDC advises to keep warm this winter by burning all the previous advice they gave you about Covid that turned out to be wrong. President Biden echoed the great FDR in his speech tonight. The only thing we have to fear are different opinions. I watched Biden pounding the lectern backed by dark red lighting and troops onstage. I seem to remember this from history class. Only California would ban gas cars then ask EV owners not to charge them. It turns out the Jetsons aren't the future the Flintstones are. It was a bad idea for President Biden to speak in such a dark stage setting last night. Halfway through the speech everyone could see the Check Engine light start flashing on his forehead. It's a good thing there's a moratorium on the death penalty in California. You can't use the gas chamber since gas is banned and no electric chair because the grid is out, no firing squad because guns are wrong and no hangings as LA has smoked all the hemp. To execute someone in California you have to cancel their Podcast. Never pound the lecturn while backlit by dark red lighting and troops onstage if the theme of your speech is my opponents are all Nazis. Here's an energy tip. Cut your household and energy bills 1/2 by getting your booster this autumn, then spending the winter in the hospital with myocarditis. Hillary and Chelsea in a new reality show on Apple. It's called Clintons in Cars Killing Witnesses. It has hit written all over it. The FBI raided Melania's closet looking for classified material, They emerged carrying dozens of items marked Victoria's Secret. President Biden gave a speech in Pennsylvania in support of the police Tuesday and vowed to fund the police. He's bucking his party's left wing in the state. The Cancel Culture wants to tear down the statue of Rocky in front of Philadelphia City Hall because he beat up three black guys and a communist. The Supreme Court was asked by conservative Jewish religious school Yeshiva University to block a New York state order that the school allow an LGBTQ club on campus. I believe tolerance is self beneficial. Right now, I'm on my way to the bank to change the gender of my home loan to student loan. -- Argus Hamilton 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reiuxcat Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. 🙂 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MISBAILEY Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 Thanks for the toons Pookie! 😁 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acts238 Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 Before I read the news, I read Pookie's toons! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted September 12, 2022 Author Share Posted September 12, 2022 2 hours ago, Reiuxcat said: Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. 🙂 You're welcome, Rcat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted September 12, 2022 Author Share Posted September 12, 2022 1 hour ago, MISBAILEY said: Thanks for the toons Pookie! 😁 My pleasure, MISBAILEY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted September 12, 2022 Author Share Posted September 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Acts238 said: Before I read the news, I read Pookie's toons! The toons are more accurate, Acts238! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mass55th Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 Thanks for the Toons Pookie!! Have a great week!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie18 Posted September 12, 2022 Author Share Posted September 12, 2022 44 minutes ago, mass55th said: Thanks for the Toons Pookie!! Have a great week!! You're welcome, as always & the same to you, mass55th! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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