Today's Toons 3/7/22

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Kamala Harris met with NATO in Europe to try to stop Russia from seizing the ethnic-Russian slice of Ukraine. Ukraine is thirty percent Russian speaking. If Kamala does as good a job protecting their border as she does protecting the U.S. border, Ukraine will soon be thirty percent Spanish speaking.  

Mexico's president ripped the U.S. for banning the import of Mexican avocados prior to the Super Bowl over conditions at U.S. avocado plant in Mexico. So let the games begin. U.S. Border agents last week arrested Mexican smugglers who hid avocados inside kilos of cocaine so they wouldn't be noticed.  

President Biden told NBC Thursday he's ensuring there are plenty of vaccines, boosters and masks, and expressed exasperation over people's impatience to get back to normal. After all, if a president says he'll end the pandemic, he'll end the pandemic. There's no need to remind him every twelve months.  

USA Today reports a poll favoring an end to CDC mask mandates after the nation saw seventy thousand L.A. people totally unmasked at the Super Bowl having a jolly time. It was an honest misunderstanding, In Los Angeles we wear high-tech invisible masks that only rich people know about.  

The Los Angeles Rams were treated to a five-mile-long victory parade on Wednesday after the Rams defeated the Cincinnati Bengals 23-20 in the Super Bowl to win the Lombardi Trophy. Two hours after the game ended, celebrating Rams fans sacked downtown Los Angeles. The good news is, you can't tell.  

Supermodel talent scout Jean Luc Brunel was found dead hanging in his Paris jail cell. He also recruited teenage girls for Jeffrey Epstein and his politically powerful friends. Hillary Clinton might as well announce she's running for president and end the suspense, it's not fair to keep everybody hanging.  

The Winter Olympics came to a climax with Russia sweeping the medals in the Women's Figure Skating competition. It showed that beauty and artistry can flourish even under a brutally oppressive regime. It just makes me look forward to seeing what will be coming out of Canada in the next few years.  

Justin Trudeau suspended the rights and liberties of freedom protests in Ottawa Thursday and ordered that their bank accounts and trucks be seized and public support for them outlawed. While clearing out the truckers, police arrested Canadian geese for honking in solidarity. Now they're plucked.  

The White House ripped Canada's truck driver protestors for halting cross-border trade between the U.S. and Canada. I'd say it's from lack of imagination. Last week, the U.S. banned avocado imported from Mexico, but clever smugglers are sneaking the fruit across the border by disguising it as Fentanyl.  

Special Counsel John Durham's latest filing points to the Clinton campaign hiring a firm to hack Trump's campaign, his transition office and his Oval Office. If true it couldn't have happened without Obama and Biden knowing about it. It's such a big scandal that only World War III is a big enough dog to wag.  

The National Security Council held an emergency meeting in the White House Situation Room Monday over the crisis in Europe. Vladimir Putin declared independence for Eastern Ukraine, setting the table for invasion. Reacting swiftly, President Biden announced harsh U.S. sanctions on Joe Rogan.  

Canada's House of Commons extended the emergency powers of Justin Trudeau. He can have anyone arrested, bank accounts seized and fired and arrested. I apologized Friday for comparing Trudeau to Adolf Hitler and Monday, the surviving members of the Hitler family accepted my apology.  

House Democrats set up a committee to probe what they call the insurrection on January 6th at the U.S. Capitol last year. In a related story, this past Sunday a week after the Super Bowl, the Bengals received a mail-in touchdown giving them the victory 26-23 over the Rams. Congratulations Cincinnati!  

The White House declared that we are backing Ukraine to stand by our principles of freedom and democracy. That's rich. We had to say that before Joe Rogan is kicked off social media for speaking his mind and before the January Sixth House committee is able to find Trump guilty of something, anything.  

- - Argus Hamilton  

[Reiuxcat]

Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. 🙂 The Linda Jones tune was great!

 

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1 minute ago, Reiuxcat said:

Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. 🙂 The Linda Jones tune was great!

 

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Thanks for the toons Pookie! 😁

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57 minutes ago, MISBAILEY said:

Thanks for the toons Pookie! 😁

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[mass55th]

Thanks for the Toons Pookie!! Have a great week!!

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4 minutes ago, mass55th said:

Thanks for the Toons Pookie!! Have a great week!!

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