NCTexan Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 I'm starting this tread in the interest of proving the theorem... "If you can't learn about it on The Right Reasons... It's probably not worth knowing." Fact: John Wayne shot "The Most Interesting Man in the World" in "The Shootist"... Not to be outdone by The Duke, Clint shot him in "Hang 'em High" Yup... Jonathan Goldsmith has come a long way from being the perpetual victim to his current Dos Equis gig. Maybe hanging around in all those Southwest movies sets gave the 5' 7" New Yorker his swagger and his Spanish accent. No wonder he swaggers: Alien Abductors ask him to probe themCuba imports cigars from him.Dicing onions doesn’t make him cry, it only makes him strongerEven his enemies list him as their emergency contact numberEvery time he goes for a swim dolphins appearsFind out what it is in life you don’t do well and then don’t do that thingHe bowls overhand.He can identify UFOsHe can open a Piñata with a wink and a smileHe can speak spanish in russianHe doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.He has amassed an incredibly large DVD library and it is said he never once alphabetized itHe has been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into the roomHe has crossed the point of no return – on several occasions.He has inside jokes with complete strangersHe has never filled up on chipsHe has never relied on MistletoeHe has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks.He is left-handed and right-handed.He is the only man to have ever aced a Rorschach testHe is the reason those nine ladies are dancingHe lives vicariously through him selfHe never says something tastes like chicken, not even chickenHe once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest on the third day he wonHe once punched a magician – that’s right you heard meHe tips an astonishing 100%.He wouldn’t be afraid to show his feminine side if he had oneHe’s won trophies for his game face aloneHis blood smells like cologneHis cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.His charm is so contagious vaccines have been created for itHe is the life of parties he has never attendedIf he were to punch you in the face you have to fight off the strong urge to thank himHis hands feel like rich brown suedeHis legend proceeds him the way lighting proceeds thunderHis mother has a tattoo that says sonHis New Year Resolutions will blow your mind thats why he never tells anyoneHis passport requires no photograph.His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cardsHis pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time.His Pinatas fight backHis reputation is expanding faster than the universeHis shirts never wrinkle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 @NCTexan His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards That is how people some people my dog my cat I describe me myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCTexan Posted August 21, 2013 Author Share Posted August 21, 2013 @NCTexan His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards That is how people some people my dog my cat I describe me myself My favorites: Alien Abductors ask him to probe them He can speak spanish in russian His mother has a tattoo that says son 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
righteousmomma Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 I also like: He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks. He once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest on the third day he won 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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