John Wayne Shot "The Most Interesting Man in the World"

[NCTexan]

I'm starting this tread in the interest of proving the theorem...

 

"If you can't learn about it on The Right Reasons... It's probably not worth knowing."

 

Fact: John Wayne shot "The Most Interesting Man in the World" in "The Shootist"...

 

Not to be outdone by The Duke, Clint shot him in "Hang 'em High"

 

Yup... Jonathan Goldsmith has come a long way from being the perpetual victim to his current Dos Equis gig. Maybe hanging around in all those Southwest movies sets gave the 5' 7" New Yorker his swagger and his Spanish accent.

 

 

No wonder he swaggers:

Alien Abductors ask him to probe them
Cuba imports cigars from him.
Dicing onions doesn’t make him cry, it only makes him stronger
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number
Every time he goes for a swim dolphins appears
Find out what it is in life you don’t do well and then don’t do that thing
He bowls overhand.
He can identify UFOs
He can open a Piñata with a wink and a smile
He can speak spanish in russian
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
He has amassed an incredibly large DVD library and it is said he never once alphabetized it
He has been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into the room
He has crossed the point of no return – on several occasions.
He has inside jokes with complete strangers
He has never filled up on chips
He has never relied on Mistletoe
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks.
He is left-handed and right-handed.
He is the only man to have ever aced a Rorschach test
He is the reason those nine ladies are dancing
He lives vicariously through him self
He never says something tastes like chicken, not even chicken
He once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest on the third day he won
He once punched a magician – that’s right you heard me
He tips an astonishing 100%.
He wouldn’t be afraid to show his feminine side if he had one
He’s won trophies for his game face alone
His blood smells like cologne
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
His charm is so contagious vaccines have been created for it
He is the life of parties he has never attended
If he were to punch you in the face you have to fight off the strong urge to thank him
His hands feel like rich brown suede
His legend proceeds him the way lighting proceeds thunder
His mother has a tattoo that says son
His New Year Resolutions will blow your mind thats why he never tells anyone
His passport requires no photograph.
His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards
His pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time.
His Pinatas fight back
His reputation is expanding faster than the universe
His shirts never wrinkle.

[Pepper]

@NCTexan

 

His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards

 

That is how people some people my dog my cat I describe me myself

 

[NCTexan]

@NCTexan

 

His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards

 

That is how people some people my dog my cat I describe me myself

 

 

My favorites:

 

Alien Abductors ask him to probe them

He can speak spanish in russian

His mother has a tattoo that says son

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He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks.

He once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest on the third day he won