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#1 Rheo

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 08:07 AM

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#2 Valin

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 08:55 AM

Busy Hands Are Happy Hands



#3 WestVirginiaRebel

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 12:28 PM

Biden hails middle class at wealthy fundraiser

Vice President Joe Biden addressed 87 wealthy Democrats last night attending a fundraiser at the home of Sen. John Kerry in Georgetown. As they dined on grass-fed New York strip steaks and white truffle mashed potatos underneath a outdoor tent, Biden criticized Republicans for being out of touch.

“These guys don’t have a sense of the average folks out there,” Biden said according to the pool report, “They don’t know what it means to be middle class.”

87 guests paid a minimum of $10,000-per-couple to attend the dinner.



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Posted 13 March 2012 - 12:35 PM

The Shirley Q Liquor Soundboard
"How You Durrin” http://michaelberry.iheart.com/pages/shirleyqsoundboard.html#ixzz1p1SNjRnB

Don't know if anyone has heard HER tapes but heres just a few samples of humor

#5 Valin

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 01:18 PM

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.

One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Montana contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.

"Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. That's $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. That's $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys. How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.

And . . . that . . . is how our Government works!

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:28 PM


H/T:iOTW

#7 Valin

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 04:21 PM

All Right Get your hanky's out
Of course being a cold hearted conservative, things like this don't effect me one bit.

#8 Valin

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 04:49 PM

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Taken at a gas station within walking distance of the White House:

H/T TWS
3/13/12

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 05:32 PM

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Taken at a gas station within walking distance of the White House:

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3/13/12

Business opportunity: Digital signage for gasoline distributor price boards.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 06:36 PM

First Lady Challenged By 11-Year-Old Reporter



#11 SrWoodchuck

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 07:02 PM

Just another day in Israel.......6 rockets hit. How would we live with this situation?


H/T:AtlasShrugs

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 08:01 PM

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Taken at a gas station within walking distance of the White House:

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Oh, my! That's $1 more than our neck of the woods.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 08:03 PM

First Lady Challenged By 11-Year-Old Reporter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX_1Ws-Dg2o


Oh, blah, blah, blah.

#14 Valin

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 08:09 PM


First Lady Challenged By 11-Year-Old Reporter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX_1Ws-Dg2o


Oh, blah, blah, blah.


Obviously she's a racist.

#15 Valin

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 08:47 PM



#16 SrWoodchuck

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 09:33 PM


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Taken at a gas station within walking distance of the White House:

H/T TWS
3/13/12


Oh, my! That's $1 more than our neck of the woods.

nickydog!

I recently filled my tank @ $3.49 a gallon for the mid-grade! It was a Shell that honors King Sooper's {Kroger] gas discounts of 10 cents a gallon, but most King Soopers have a gas station in the parking lot, or nearby [some are 'participating' stations.]

#17 Draggingtree

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 09:59 PM

Gas in my neck of the woods of Tx. 3.77 and rising / that;'s 87 Octane Posted Image

#18 nickydog

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 10:40 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvawHUvpvWc


Excellent ad! I s'pose that makes me a racist. Whatever....

#19 Valin

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Posted 14 March 2012 - 04:34 AM

New Rules for Old Farts

If you remember when health insurance was optional, you are an old fart.
If there was only one fat kid in your class, you are an old fart.

If you think “Occupy” is a verb and not a noun, you are an old fart.

If you just want to be left alone, you are an old fart.

If you remember when only sailors had tattoos, you are an old fart.

If you remember when civil rights meant equal rights, not reverse discrimination, you are an old fart.

If you’ve never uploaded naked photographs of yourself, you are an old fart.

If you remember when being radical meant hating the government, rather than relying on it, you are an old fart.

If you’ve ever bought something with cash, you are an old fart.

If you don’t go all the way on the first date, you are an old fart.

If you remember when being a Democrat meant being anti-communist, you are an old fart.

If you remember when “books” were made of paper, you are an old fart.

If you’ve ever used the word “gay” to mean carefree or joyous, you are an old fart.

If you remember when being on welfare was embarrassing, you are an old fart.

(Snip)

#20 Valin

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Posted 14 March 2012 - 09:48 AM

More Class from Mr. William Maher
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