After Reading Their Own Manifesto, Radical Anti-Americans Realize They’re Insane

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The Daily Wire

Andrew Klavan

July 7 2020

Leftist radicals have released a new manifesto, declaring their righteous purposes in destroying everything and terrorizing everybody.

In a statement painted in make-believe blood on the wall of an immigrant’s shop, the radicals selflessly set aside the important business of their day, which was painting on the walls of other shops, in order to make known the beautiful future that awaits the smoldering ruin of the country.

The statement reads:

“We of the Resistance demand that nobody puts up any resistance so we can continue to be the resistance without meeting any resistance.

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The ING Group

The Main Street Manifesto

The historic protests sweeping America were long overdue, not just as a response to racism and police violence, but also as a revolt against entrenched plutocracy, writes Nouriel Roubini for Project Syndicate

Mass protests should not come as a surprise

The mass protests following the killing of George Floyd by a Minneapolis police officer are about systemic racism and police brutality in the United States, but also so much more. Those who have taken to the streets in more than 100 American cities are channeling a broader critique of President Donald Trump and what he represents. A vast underclass of increasingly indebted, socially immobile Americans – African-Americans, Latinos, and, increasingly, whites – is revolting against a system that has failed it.

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The new proletariat – the precariat – is now revolting. To paraphrase Marx and Friedrich Engels in The Communist Manifesto: “Let the Plutocrat classes tremble at a Precariat revolution. The Precarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Precarious workers of all countries, unite!”

 

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