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* A Public Service Announcement For New Years Eve:


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* A Public Service Announcement For New Years Eve:

 

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health & Human Services and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

 

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by a$$holes who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and stuff like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety during the Holidays.

 

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They say during SEX,

You Burn as much calories
As running five miles.
Who Runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?

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