Draggingtree Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 My SMOD, My SMOD, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? [CBD] —Open BloggerYour labor is not your own...it is the Leviathan's.... A man owned a small farm in Vermont. The Vermont Labor Board claimed he was underpaying his help, so they sent an agent down to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand -- I pay him $200 per week plus free room and board. The cook has been here a bit more than a year and I pay her $150 every week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours per day and does about 90% of the work. He makes $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. And, once in a while, he's pretty sociable with my wife." "That's the guy I want to talk to -- the half-wit," says the agent. "You're talking to him," replied the farmer. http://ace.mu.nu/archives/354613.php Posted by Open Blogger at 08:30 AM Comments 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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