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In Case You Missed It Dept.: 

John Kerry faced resignation calls after Iran military tapes show he gave Israeli missile attack intel to Iran when Secretary of State. He brokered the nuclear deal with Iran five years ago and he's working to restore it. Ten bucks says John Kerry gave the Heinz family ketchup recipe to the Iranians. 

ABC Sunday Morning's George Stephanopoulos tried but failed to pin down Dr. Fauci on how soon we can all de-mask. I get the feeling these scientists are trying desperately to hold on to their power over us. Dr Fauci now recommends that you wear a seatbelt even when you're outside your car. 

US News and World Report discovered that the Amish communities in Ohio and Pennsylvania are refusing all efforts to convince them to take the Pfizer, Moderna or Johnson and Johnson corona virus vaccine shots. Of course the Amish weren't really affected by Covid. They don't have TV. 

Fox News star Tucker Carlson last week attacked mask-wearing as a form of virtue-signaling because vaccinations are making masks unnecessary. If you're driving alone in your car while wearing a face mask, you don't need to have that Biden bumper sticker on your car. We already know. 

President Biden was hailed by the media as the second coming of Franklin Roosevelt after his speech to Congress. However critics say Biden's speech was long, windy, boring and laden with left-wing fantasies. The good news is, the Academy Awards may have found the host for next year's show. 

Major League Baseball reminded players to be careful what they post on social media as there are crazies out there watching. The Twitter mob just attacked a Major League catcher they saw flashing the White Power sign during a televised ballgame. He insists he was just calling for the slider. 

A Jeopardy winner flashed three fingers after winning for a third night prompting the Twitter mob to claim he'd flashed a White Power sign. The cluelessness is so entertaining. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was once a contestant on The Price Is Right and she guessed that everything was free. 

Daily Variety said record-low Oscars ratings show the public is fed-up with the woke Reign of Terror permeating Hollywood and the media. It's gotten ridiculous Last weekend, Jackie Chan apologized for taking movie roles which perpetuate the stereotype that Asians are good at martial arts. 

The Federalist Society released a survey measuring American patriotism and found the South is the most patriotic region in the United States. The love of country is as natural as breathing in the South. I was glad to see that no horses kneeled before the National Anthem at the Kentucky Derby. 

Los Angeles had no Covid deaths Monday prompting officials to announce L.A. will completely reopen after Memorial Day. I wish everyone would stop asking me when this pandemic is going to end and when are things going to get back to normal. I'm a comedian, not a Teacher's Union official. 

California corrections officials said seventy-six thousand prisoners may be paroled under new guidelines. That's two-thirds of California's prison population. Governor Newsom is letting everyone out of prison except the guy who smoked a menthol cigarette through a plastic straw at a Trump rally. 

The Washington Times says the Air Force is spending six billion dollars on the new Air Force One by Boeing which will be tested and ready in three years. It's an amazing plane. The new Air Force One will get Biden back from where he went faster than he can forget he had gone somewhere. 

Disney World in Orlando announced the park will open to families of three with adults showing proof of Covid vaccination shots. It doesn't apply to all the park employees. Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse say they haven't gotten their shots, because the vaccine is still being tested on humans. 

-- Argus Hamilton 

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pookie18
1 hour ago, Reiuxcat said:

Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. 🙂

You're welcome, Rcat!

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pookie18
1 hour ago, MISBAILEY said:

Thanks for making Monday bearable Pookie.

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My pleasure & nice Lisa, MISBAILEY!

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pookie18
8 minutes ago, mass55th said:

Thanks for the Toons Pookie!! Have a great week!!

You're welcome, as always & the same to you, mass55th!

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