Today's Toons 7/6/20

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In Case You Missed It Dept.: 

Joe Biden emerged from his home basement to participate in a civil rights ceremony where the former vice president had a very close call with death. Joe Biden was nearly beheaded. During an eight minute forty-six second moment of stillness he was mistaken for a Confederate statue. 

The American Bar Association Journal says lawyers are deciding just who is liable and who are the injured parties during the past four weeks of social street unrest. Did you or a loved one steal a TV set during the 2020 riots that's not working properly? If so, you may be entitled to compensation. 

Black Lives Matter was credited with Quaker's decision to drop the Aunt Jemima logo, to drop the Mrs. Butterworth image and alter the depiction of Uncle Ben on rice boxes. The outrage is turning contagious. I am picketing Office Max tomorrow and demanding they get rid of White Out. 

Madison Avenue huddled with Big Food to cater to Black Lives Matters to eradicate offensive icons Wednesday. It was a productive day. BLM got Aunt Jemima fired, Mrs. Butterworth retired, Uncle Ben shelved and now the Pillsbury Doughboy may be dropped for flaunting his white privilege. 

The New York Post issued an informal poll of New York stand-up comedians which found that an overwhelming number of New York comics are Joe Biden supporters. For sheer comedy this year, you cannot beat the Democrats. First they cancel Gone with the Wind, THEN they burn Atlanta. 

President Trump's Tulsa crowd produced ear-splitting noise in support Saturday. I don't know which was louder, Trump's supporters in the arena or Trump's opponents in the TV booths. What I love about President Trump is that he's the proverbial experiment that blew up the high school lab. 

A San Francisco mob on Juneteenth took down the statue of Ulysses Grant, who won the war that freed the slaves. Again, if you want gratitude, get a dog. If the street mob only knew that Grant loved alcohol and liquid cocaine and killed Confederates, they might have polished the statue instead. 

NASCAR was relieved Tuesday when the noose Bubba Wallace found hanging in his car shed at Talladega was left there months ago, and wasn't a racist message. Will this ever end? And then today, Bubba Wallace found a burnt cross in his tool box, but the FBI ruled it was a black lug wrench. 

President Trump spoke in Phoenix after inspecting the newly completed section of the Arizona border wall. The builders need to hurry. Now that bars are re-opened in Mexico and with pot and cocaine now legal there, the wall must be finished quickly just to keep all the Californians in. 

Seattle police were ordered to begin clearing out the six-block Autonomous Zone set up by anarchists after random homicides broke out in the zone. Illinois is insisting it established the country's first Autonomous Zone, not Seattle, and they didn't call it Chaz. They called it Chicago. 

Joe Biden's campaign spokesperson said they will agree for Biden to engage in three presidential debates with President Trump this fall. The Democrat is shrewdly pacing himself. Joe decided he wanted to spend Father's Day quietly, so he had his people schedule a campaign rally. 

Senate Republicans wrote up a police reform bill they will introduce, which House Democrats vow never to pass rather than give Trump a legislative win. I learned from National Geographic that a gathering of baboons is called a congress. Apparently it doesn't matter where they get together. 

NASCAR officials breathed a sigh of relief when the noose Bubba Wallace found dangling in his garage at Talladega raceway turned out to be a garage door closer. It didn't end there. The next day, Bubba Wallace found a KKK hood in his room at the Motel Six, but the FBI discovered it was a pillow case. 

-- Argus Hamilton 

[Reiuxcat]

Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. :-)

[pookie18]

2 hours ago, Reiuxcat said:

Thanks for the Monday toons Pookie. :-)

You're welcome, Rcat!

[mass55th]

Thanks Pookie!! Have a great week!!

[pookie18]

4 hours ago, mass55th said:

Thanks Pookie!! Have a great week!!

My pleasure & the same to you, mass55th!