Today's Toons 6/1/20

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Joe Biden admitted Tuesday he and President Obama were informed of the FBI investigation into the 2016 Trump campaign but weren't aware of any misconduct. He can be his old sharp self at times. Under intense questioning, Joe Biden denied sexually assaulting General Michael Flynn.

New York's governor kept citizens in lockdown all week as California extended their lockdown order until September. Illinois vowed to jail social distance violators. Democratic governors agree that we should not re-start the economy until there are absolutely NO risk of Trump getting re-elected.

The Wall Street Journal noted some public hostility to CNN's decision to add teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg as a virus advisor to CNN's COVID-19 special. Many thought CNN was exploiting a seventeen-year-old girl. For the entire two hours, Hillary made Bill watch Fox News.

Barack Obama addressed seniors with a chip on his shoulder Saturday. Obamacare is gutted, his Paris Climate deal dropped, his Iran nuclear deal dead, and his role in the FBI spying on the 2016 Trump campaign questioned. Obama was last seen at a Subaru dealership, looking for a Legacy.

Senator Bernie Sanders appeared on the Sunday talk shows and said he believes the majority of his supporters will go for Joe Biden. That's if his health holds up. Joe Biden is reportedly suffering from exhaustion from all the campaign traveling he's doing--going up and down the stairs.

Joe Biden got good news from CNN's poll giving Joe a six-point lead over Trump with much of it from young voters. It's no surprise that Biden is polling well with the Millennial voters, because they relate to him. He moved into the family basement and there's no sign he's ever going to move out.

Fox News reports that edicts by health officials and Democratic governors have roused liberty-demanding protestors against the lockdowns. With the virus threat receding, cable news media is now whipping up fear of a second wave. We must all stay inside until nothing bad ever happens again.

Nancy Pelosi pushed a relief bill through the House laden with liberal wish-list items. It'll never pass the Senate. It was fun to watch Members of Congress on the floor of the House voting for a three trillion dollar spending bill while wearing face masks. At last, some honesty.

President Trump accused President Obama of committing treason against the United States by overseeing a silent coup attempt in 2017. The case can't be tried. Very quickly, Obama squelched any attempt to try him for treason against the United States by pointing out that he was born in Kenya.

President Trump revealed Monday he's been taking HCQ anti-malarial tablets to ward off the virus. It's a moral dilemma for millions. The good news is that taking HCQ could save your life, the bad news is, if it does you'd be proving Trump right, and Democrats aren't willing to take that chance.

President Trump told reporters he's taking HCQ as a virus preventative while Joe Biden takes no chances by staying in his basement out of harm's way. It's obvious by now that the virus isn't going to kill Trump or Biden. It's got Hillary Clinton wondering why she has to do everything herself.

Attorney General Barr said Monday Obama won't be prosecuted but the 2020 FBI probe into the Trump campaign and subsequent Russia collusion circus could have consequences. In 2008, Obama promised the most transparent administration in history. Now it looks like that will come true.

Trump accused Democrats of using the lockdown to ruin the economy and defeat him this fall and end his presidency. Russian collusion didn't work, Stormy didn't work, and the Ukraine phone call didn't work. Now Democrats are going to play their ace card against him, everybody doesn't work.

Joe Biden assured reporters Tuesday the women he's considering for VP are being thoroughly vetted. The jostling has begun. Georgia Democrat Stacey Abrams is publicly pitching herself to be Biden's choice, but Elizabeth Warren is reminding Democrats that her Indian name is Running Mate.

Nancy Pelosi got personal with Trump Monday when she told reporters that President Trump is morbidly obese and shouldn't be taking HCQ. Just by indicating that she wanted Trump to live made it sound like she wasn't quite there. Nancy Pelosi is like fine wine -- about twelve percent alcohol.

Nancy Pelosi seemed oddly upset chiding Trump after he said he took HCQ to try to block the virus. I think she doesn't want to step on any toes. Covid could cause his lungs to clog up, cutting off oxygen to the windpipe and choking him to death, and everyone knows that's Hillary's department.

-- Argus Hamilton

[Reiuxcat]

Thanks for the toons Pookie, Laughs needed today. :-/

[mass55th]

Thanks Pookie!! Here's to a better week for all Conservatives!!

[areyoukiddingme]

Obama was last seen at a Subaru dealership, looking for a Legacy.

And our masked congress dressed appropriately for the business they do.

Great Monday 18

[pookie18]

11 hours ago, Reiuxcat said:

Thanks for the toons Pookie, Laughs needed today. :-/

You're welcome, Rcat!

[pookie18]

6 hours ago, mass55th said:

Thanks Pookie!! Here's to a better week for all Conservatives!!

My pleasure, mass55th!

[pookie18]

3 hours ago, areyoukiddingme said:

Obama was last seen at a Subaru dealership, looking for a Legacy.

And our masked congress dressed appropriately for the business they do.

Great Monday 18

Glad you liked 'em, RU!