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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

President Trump was asked where he thought the virus came from, and he said a Chinese lab, yet China says wet-market wildlife was also involved. The virus's origin raises the same question we all used to raise during a Barry Bonds home run. No one's sure if it came from a test tube or the bat.

President Trump asked reporters at a press conference to give his administration's progress against the corona virus a fair shake in their daily coverage. Just that morning, CNN reported that a man who was eaten by a shark died of corona virus. Nancy Pelosi blamed it on Trump.

President Trump visited a plant in Phoenix that's making the face masks. He's like every comedian, itching for a crowd after six weeks of mandatory home confinement. I suspected this was all about stopping Trump when they made it illegal to gather in groups larger than a Biden rally.

Joe Biden appointed an advisory council of four prominent women to advise him on his selection of a female vice presidential running mate. It's important Joe get objective advice on selecting a female nominee. Everybody is afraid of what might happen if he tries to hand-pick her.

Hillary Clinton did a split-screen telecast with Joe Biden at a women's town hall Tuesday and endorsed him for president. Her affection is obvious. This month when Joe Biden was accused by a seventh woman of sexual misconduct, Hillary didn't know whether to endorse him or marry him.

Joe Biden's campaign manager pointed to new poll numbers which show that the presumptive Democratic candidate is gaining ground with younger voters. It's easy to see why the Millennials relate to Biden. He's moved into his family basement with no sign of ever moving out.

President Trump shifted his focus to opening up the nation this week and away from medical tips to the public. Last week he suggested that a leafy diet with lots of chlorophyll is surely good for the immune system. CNN is reporting that Trump wants you to mow your lawn and eat your grass.

White House Corona Virus Task Force expert Dr. Anthony Fauci ruled that it will be possible for Americans to enjoy a MLB baseball season this year. Of course, after the long layoff, we'll all have to brush up on the rules of the game. Somebody has to tell Biden not to go straight to third base.

Joe Biden was interviewed Friday on Morning Joe in which he emphatically denied the sexual assault allegations of former U.S. Senate aide Tara Reade. On Sunday Tara decided to cancel all her TV appearances, saying that she's starting to get death threats. So Hillary really IS helping Joe Biden.

New York City residents ignored precautions and flooded Central Park on a beautiful spring day while Californians poured onto the beaches. The latest polling says it all. Americans would rather go outside and die of corona virus than endure any more Skype lectures from celebrities.

Hillary Clinton agreed to host a Zoom fundraiser for Joe Biden in two weeks, charging a hundred grand per ticket. It could help rescue Joe from his sex scandal. I go to bed every night thinking there's nothing Hillary Clinton can say or do that'll surprise me anymore, and then the sun comes up

-- Argus Hamilton

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(Thank you, Mistysea)

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8 hours ago, Oralee said:

COFFEE AND POOKIES TOONES ! WHAT BETTER WAY TO START THE DAY !

G'day, Oralee!

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3 hours ago, mass55th said:

Thanks Pookie!! Have a great week!!

You're welcome & the same to you, mass55th!

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