The Religion Of The Democratic Party Is Abortion And Brunch

[Geee]

The Federalist

We’ve all seen them. Our cars have been blocked due to their foot traffic, our TVs taken over with footage of their chants, our computer screens flooded with images of their signs. These woke millennials spend their weekends carrying messages of #resistance while wearing red capes, pink hats, and T-shirts with catchy hashtags. Their objective is no longer to keep abortion “safe, legal, and rare,” but to shout it, to be proud about it, and to kick and scream if their party does not expel pro-life defectors.
Where were they before Donald Trump? They were at brunch — the weekly social event where secular millennials gather over runny eggs and mimosas. (Barf.)