Jump to content

Today's Toons 10/30/17


pookie18
 Share

Recommended Posts

40owp7j.jpg

 

A4ZtuNv.gif

 

4qh8XkD.jpg

 

203802.jpg

 

odz85FJ.jpg

 

102617-1.jpg

 

AxUgprp.jpg

 

U6fC7u2.jpg

 

Click below for Tony's toons:

Chasing-Story-600-LI.jpg

 

5iLRF8X.png

 

214991_image.jpg

 

H1syReu.jpg

 

2Ytbu0X.jpg

 

98IKLpY.png

 

201971_600.jpg

 

Fj2FJfM.jpg

 

hH869th.jpg

 

7rtdTqF.png

 

1smGXZA.gif

 

H3qjnMY.jpg

 

oB6qnuN.gif

 

JEgt7Xh.jpg

 

b21BMKq.gif

 

TMkoL5x.jpg

 

v1PH20j.jpg

 

GJ3zln7.jpg

 

1X50Ydg.jpg

 

k6O7Y4f.jpg

 

8j7ajVC.jpg

 

XkOZOoU.jpg

 

V7Omg1A.jpg

 

d3MVcdC.jpg

 

Click below for related story:

VSbkLK2.png

 

XzbrzCV.jpg

 

3mqPgT1.jpg

 

203805.jpg

 

Fo0LNeW.png

 

9xw3Ty3.jpg

 

Click below for related video:

215070_image.jpg

 

203803.jpg

 

YXCUVGX.jpg

 

7NbFqax.png

 

102717-4.jpg

 

203801.jpg

 

BrM23Kd.jpg

 

kev1j7X.jpg

 

H75O6jK.png

 

203795.jpg

 

IOry2Qv.jpg

 

This Thread Brought To You By The Letters C & W:

 

pLiHgtm.jpg

 

In Case You Missed It Dept.:

 

Harvey Weinstein's accusers claim he forced them to watch him take a shower, and then sexually pleasure him afterwards. Something's not right about the D.A. ordering a criminal probe. If shower sex is Harvey's thing, then sending him to prison is a classic case of rewarding bad behavior.

 

The Louisville Courier reported that a boy in Kentucky is under medical observation now after he fell asleep two weeks ago and he remained asleep for eleven straight days. The doctors at the hospital are very concerned. They fear he's coming down with a case of being a government employee.

 

George W. Bush gave a speech last week and eviscerated Trump supporters as throwbacks to an ugly era in U.S. history while praising the voices of moderation. The speech had the medical community talking. Doctors are reportedly baffled after a mute man spoke after eight years of silence.

 

The New York Post said Harvey Weinstein is saying in rehab that all his sexual liaisons with actresses were consensual. Thousands of actresses have come forward in social media with similar stories about producers and directors. Hollywood just declared itself a sanctuary city for dirty old men.

 

Harvey Weinstein was evicted from the Producers Guild for sexual misconduct after scores of actresses said he promised them film roles in return for sexually pleasuring him. He appears to be incorrigible. Twenty bucks says that Harvey Weinstein's next movie will star his nurse in sex rehab.

 

L.A. congresswoman Maxine Waters in a speech Sunday vowed to take out President Trump. It is the first-ever public presidential assassination threat by a Member of Congress. Usually the FBI ignores a threat like this from Los Angeles, because nine times out of ten it's just the cocaine talking.

 

The Hollywood Reporter reported that Showtime cable network has just struck a deal with Bill Clinton's literary agent to serialize the novel Clinton co-wrote with James Patterson into a cable series drama. The former president just wrote a crime novel. The working title is My Life with Hillary.

 

GOP senator Jeff Flake gave a speech ripping Trump Tuesday and declared he won't run for re-election as GOP senator Bob Corker ripped Trump and dropped out. Two guys become beloved heroes because they surrendered. So tell me again what the media has against Confederate statues?

 

The NFL suffered dismal attendance at games in San Francisco, in Miami, and in Cleveland Sunday. The scandal will come when CBS is caught using audience cheers and applause from the old I Love Lucy show when the home team scores. Listen for Desi's laugh during the TD celebrations.

 

George HW Bush apologized after actress Heather Lind claimed he sexually fondled her when they posed for a photo four years ago. She said he groped her twice from his wheelchair, then he told her a dirty joke. And everybody wonders what JFK would have been like had he lived to be a hundred.

 

Hollywood comedian George Lopez was booed off the stage at the Denver Carousel Ball show last weekend for telling nasty jokes ripping President Trump. Americans have a unique way of revealing just what jokes we will tolerate and what jokes we will not tolerate. We let the voters decide.

 

A California grade school put up a scarecrow that looks like President Trump Friday. Nothing has changed. Forty percent of the kids think that the scarecrow is doing a great job, forty percent of the kids have threatened to move to Canada, and twenty percent of the kids moved home to Mexico.

 

GOP outgoing senators Jeff Flake and Bob Corker resumed their attacks on President Trump Wednesday. Flake and Corker sounds like a Hollywood cocaine and wine bar. On Tuesday, when Jeff Flake and Corker threw in the towel, John McCain declared that he had half a mind to join them.

 

-- Argus Hamilton

 

In a late night vote yesterday, the Senate made it illegal to sue a bank. Which is why today, Harvey Weinstein petitioned to become a bank.

 

-- Conan

 

 

wX6Av52.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

9 minutes ago, mass55th said:

Happy Monday Pookie!! Thanks for the Toons, and I hope you have a great week!!

My pleasure, as ever & the same to you, mass55th!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share

  • 1664058133
×
×
  • Create New...