Thoughts from the ammo line

[Valin]

Power Line:

Scott Johnson

Ja. 27 2017

 

Ammo Grrrll thinks she may have more in store after GET A GRIP: A SERIES! Part I – Plumberphobia. She writes:

 

With the nationwide leftist psychotic break, my “GET A GRIP” Series could run through at least 2018. Today’s topic, which does not come from The Onion, has attracted quite a bit of comment on the Internet, but even though I am late to the party, I don’t feel anyone has come at it from my perspective. Google the story. Liberal meltdowns never get old.

 

Evidently there is a new phobia loose in the world, but one that will never be included in our Basket of Deplorables. Yes, friends, I am speaking of “plumberphobia,” the vague anxiety turned to full-blown terror that the white man with a southern accent whom you invite to unclog your sink probably voted for President Trump and, therefore, MAY scope out that you are Jewish and kill you on the spot with a plunger. If you are lucky. Maybe he’ll just drown you in your own clogged sink or, God forbid, toilet!

 

Do you think I am making this up? Let ThinkProgress Senior Editor Ned Resnikoff tell it in his own pathetic words from his Facebook page: “I have no reason to believe that [the plumber] was a Trump supporter or an anti-Semite, but in my uncertainty, I couldn’t shake the sense of potential danger. I was rattled for some time after. He was a middle-aged white man with a southern accent who seemed unperturbed by this week’s [Trump election] news. And while I had him in the apartment, I couldn’t stop thinking about whether he had voted for Trump, whether he knew my last name is Jewish, and how that knowledge might change the interaction we were having inside my own home.

 

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To hear a fellow Jew say something so mind-numbingly stupid, bigoted, and embarrassingly pussified stirs up in me a combination of mortification and despair.

 

(Snip)

 

So, Mr Resnikoff, I’m begging you: Grow a pair, get a gun, or both. Failing that, do your own damn plumbing. And put up a mezzuzah so I can eat breakfast in peace.

[Valin]

Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women (With Top 10 Reasons Women Prefer Guns Over Men)

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 AND nobody gets hurt.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road AND nobody gets hurt.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?”
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman is...

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.


10 Reasons Why Women Prefer Guns Over Men

 

10. You can easily trade that snubby in for something with a longer barrel.

9. You can keep a gun clean with a little Hoppe's and some elbow grease.

8. A gun never complains about the fit of its holster.

7. A gun doesn't need to watch a bad Western on video before you take it to the range.

6. Too many rounds and shots over the years don't cause the trigger guard to grow and sag.

5. You can carry a gun in your pants all day without it becoming a pest.

4. A gun doesn't complain if you want to spend more than 15 minutes at the range.

3. Emission of noxious gases is always under your control.

2. A gun doesn't call you a tease after you do a bit of dry fire.

 

 

1. A gun doesn't need to take a nap after each shot.

[Draggingtree]

Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women (With Top 10 Reasons Women Prefer Guns Over Men)

 

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 AND nobody gets hurt.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road AND nobody gets hurt.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?”

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

 

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman is...

 

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.

 

 

10 Reasons Why Women Prefer Guns Over Men

 

10. You can easily trade that snubby in for something with a longer barrel.

9. You can keep a gun clean with a little Hoppe's and some elbow grease.

8. A gun never complains about the fit of its holster.

7. A gun doesn't need to watch a bad Western on video before you take it to the range.

6. Too many rounds and shots over the years don't cause the trigger guard to grow and sag.

5. You can carry a gun in your pants all day without it becoming a pest.

4. A gun doesn't complain if you want to spend more than 15 minutes at the range.

3. Emission of noxious gases is always under your control.

2. A gun doesn't call you a tease after you do a bit of dry fire.

 

 

1. A gun doesn't need to take a nap after each shot.