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News Of The Future – The New Democrat Party (satire)


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News Of The Future – The New Democrat Party (satire)

Brian Watt November 23, 2016 25 COMMENTS

 

(July 22, 2024 – San Francisco) – The Communist Vegan Nudist LBGTQ Anti-Islamophobic Open Borders Diversity Party of America (formerly known as the Democratic Party) has nominated Lena Dunham for President of the United States at their convention in San Francisco’s Moscone Center last night. After Milee Cyrus introduced Dunham in a musical tribute performance that featured an ethnically diverse group of dancers waving multi-colored inflatable genital parts that seemed to excite the assembled CVNLBGTQAIOBDP conventioneers, Dunham walked on stage in the nude to a thunderous ovation. FoxNews obscured Dunham’s nudity by using large square pixels while other news networks, CNN, MSNBC, NBC, ABC and CBS felt it necessary to show Dunham without any censorship because ending laws banning public nudity was a major plank in the CVNLBGTQAIOBDP platform.

 

Dunham took time to praise her running mate, Ali Syed Mohammed Abdullah, an undocumented immigrant from Syria or possibly Libya or possibly Yemen, who the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security have been tracking for several months for possible associations with known terrorist groups. Dunham and others in the leadership of the CVNLBGTQAIOBDP have dismissed any allegations that Abdullah is connected to terrorist groups Scissors-32x32.pnghttps://ricochet.com/392151/news-of-the-future-the-new-democrat-party-satire/

 

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