How to Ruin the Holidays With Christmas, Seinfeld, and Beer

[Geee]

Acculturated:

As American media pundits squabble over the amount of melanin in Santa’s make-believe skin, the tiresome “War over Christmas” rages on in places like Tallahassee, FL.

 

From the Orlando Sentinel:

 

A nearly 6-foot-tall “Festivus” pole made from empty beer cans will be put up in the Florida Capitol this week as a not-so-subtle protest to the recent placement of a Christmas nativity scene.

 

The mock monument will be erected most likely on Wednesday in the same first-floor rotunda as a nativity scene depicting the birth of Jesus Christ put up last week by the Florida Prayer Network.

 

And who, pray tell, is the hero behind this courageous act of defiance against soccer moms with the Jesus fishes on the back of their minivans everywhere?

[Valin]

He compared the Festivus pole with the nativity scene as my ridiculous statement versus what I consider, as an atheist, as their ridiculous statement.

Ridiculous Chaz? Pray tell enlighten us.