TRR Exclusive. Hysterical Shep Smith on Hysteria in USA: Why are people doing this, Trace?

[Pepper]

Fox News:

The following is a transcript of Shep speaking direct from Tokyo. Good stuff highlighted in radioactive red.

POT MEET KETTLE

SHEP SPEAKS at 8:23 AM TOKOYO TIME

From Shepard Smith, speaking to Trace Gallagher in the USA

"Continuing coverage of breaking news here in Japan and word from the United States Nuclear Regulatory Commission that in fact the inside the fuel rods at one of the reactor seriously at the radioactive plants in question are now exposed - there is no water in them and as a result an nuclear meltdown is not only possible but probable - if they cannot get water back over those particular nuclear fuel rods we can have an nuclear disaster to beat them all."

"As a result they are working on putting in a new electric line to try to boost in electricity so that they can put the water on top of these fuel lines to prevent a nuclear meltdown. If there is a meltdown there that would mean remove all of of the workers for the place which would prevent them from being able to get in and save the other three nuclear reactors, reactor 1 2 and 3, where we were told and meltdown has already begun."

"Yet , back at home, in the United States, there's evidence that people, for some reason , believe they may be in danger because of this. The nuclear crisis here in Japan has sparked radiation fears across the west coast, where pharmacies now report - inexplicably - they're selling out of iodine pills, which can help prevent a certain type of cancer in young adults or children after they have exposed to radiation levels. "

"It is as if people in the United States are trying to glom on the troubles of the people here in Japan. "

"Why are people doing this, Trace?"

[Pepper]

This small example of a hyperactive Shep ranks right up their among the more disingenuous statements of the chattering chipmunks.

[NCTexan]

Yet , back at home, in the United States, there's evidence that people, for some reason, believe they may be in danger because of this.

 

 

Well Duh!

[clearvision]

Please say that Shep pic is fake.

[NCTexan]

Please say that Shep pic is fake.

It's NOT fake... I made it myself!

[Rheo]

Please say that Shep pic is fake.

It's NOT fake... I made it myself!

[Geee]

This really isn't funny-but it IS a riot

[righteousmomma]

Well, as one who has glowed radioactive red and set off geiger counters at a yard's distance a few times that ole suit of Shep's won't do him a bit of good. It does look pretty with his eyes though and covers his cone head quite nicely.

[Rheo]

Well, as one who has glowed radioactive red and set off geiger counters at a yard's distance a few times that ole suit of Shep's won't do him a bit of good. It does look pretty with his eyes though and covers his cone head quite nicely.

Always knew you were a red hot momma.

[Saltbag]

Good stuff, NC. He looks like an Oompa Loompa.

 

Hmmm....

 

Oompa, loompa, doompa-dee-doo.

I have a-nother puzzle for you.

What would you do when a reactor melts -- down?

Send in a reporter dressed like a -- clown.

What if what they report defies -- facts?

What does that matter, it just depends how Shep -- acts.

Why would you want the whole world to freak -- out?

It makes great reporting, absolutely no -- doubt.

Don't you think that's irresponsible of -- you?

That's what the -- oompa loompa -- media do!

[Geee]

Saltbag- I guess we have to add you to the TRR poets! Good job!

[Rheo]

Saltbag- I guess we have to add you to the TRR poets! Good job!

Welcome to our family!

 

edited to add, I am married to clearvision, sister to many...daughter to some...many moms and dads...

[righteousmomma]

Saltbag! poet laureate of TRR!!

Shep may look like an oompa loompa but he acts more like ...

Veruca Salt

 

(oops Saltbag might have to share the poet honors with Sr. Woodchuck )

Edited March 18, 2011 by righteousmomma
To clarify and 'cause i wanted to

[Saltbag]

Saltbag! poet laureate of TRR!!

Shep may look like an oompa loompa but he acts more like ...

Veruca Salt

 

(oops Saltbag might have to share the poet honors with Sr. Woodchuck )

 

 

To think how congress would be improved if there was a hatch at the podium that dropped them into a pit and flashed "REJECT" if found defective.

[clearvision]

I think the bigger question right now is Saltbag full of iodized salt or sea salt?

[Pepper]

Well, as one who has glowed radioactive red and set off geiger counters at a yard's distance a few times that ole suit of Shep's won't do him a bit of good. It does look pretty with his eyes though and covers his cone head quite nicely.

Always knew you were a red hot momma.

 

Hey, doncha be talkin' bout mah sweet sister-in-law that way, she' s pure as the driven glowing snow.

 

 

This post has been edited by pepper: Today, 08:09 PM which was before I posted.

Reason for edit: To show that all is possible on this forum

Edited March 18, 2011 by clearvision
Because I just want to make sure everyone knows the power of the moderators and their ability to really screw with people if they wanted to. Of course for family members I'll let it slide.

[Pepper]

Clearvision!

 

 

 

Shep is cutting you out of his will.

 

 

Edited to add: NCTexan, if Shep was in it, it should have been Steaming Stream.

[Rheo]

[Rheo]

Well, as one who has glowed radioactive red and set off geiger counters at a yard's distance a few times that ole suit of Shep's won't do him a bit of good. It does look pretty with his eyes though and covers his cone head quite nicely.

Always knew you were a red hot momma.

 

Hey, doncha be talkin' bout mah sweet sister-in-law that way, she' s pure as the driven glowing snow.

 

 

This post has been edited by pepper: Today, 08:09 PM which was before I posted.

Reason for edit: To show that all is possible on this forum

that is just funny.

[Rheo]

I think the bigger question right now is Saltbag full of iodized salt or sea salt?

Bigger question or bigger thanks...welcome Saltbag to TRR!

[AceRimmer]

Of all the reporters on FNC, I've always found Shep, and Geraldo, to be the most obnoxious. Therefore, I give this thread a thumbs up!

[Geee]

Of all the reporters on FNC, I've always found Shep, and Geraldo, to be the most obnoxious. Therefore, I give this thread a thumbs up!

 

 

I very seldom watch F & F any more, but if I do and it's Geraldo Friday-I instantly go for the remote. I also have a constant wish that they would replace Shep with Rick Folbaum who I think is so much more professional. I might actually watch the news on Fox again if they did, which I don't anymore- and thank God that Alan Colmes only makes an occasional appearance now.

[AceRimmer]

Of all the reporters on FNC, I've always found Shep, and Geraldo, to be the most obnoxious. Therefore, I give this thread a thumbs up!

 

 

I very seldom watch F & F any more, but if I do and it's Geraldo Friday-I instantly go for the remote. I also have a constant wish that they would replace Shep with Rick Folbaum who I think is so much more professional. I might actually watch the news on Fox again if they did, which I don't anymore- and thank God that Alan Colmes only makes an occasional appearance now.

 

The only time I see Colmes is on O'Reilly, where even Bill wants to leap across the table to slap him. I can't imagine the torture it is to listen to his radio show, which, fortunately, we don't get here.

[NCTexan]

Surprise: Fox News signs Juan Williams to new $2 million deal

 

Hot Air

 

It pays big to be a token liberal on FNC.

 

I can only imagine what they pay idiots like Geraldo who has much more face time than Juan.

 

If this doesn't make you hurl... I don't know what would.

[righteousmomma]

Have to go get my neck adjusted at the chiro so just time to say WOOOHOOO!! I have been waiting for this thread 'cause I have collected a few Shep gems over the years.