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The Daily Wire

Greg Wilson
Mar 3, 2023

What can a chocoholic do when he or she finds out Big Chocolate hates them?

Hershey’s chose the first day of Women’s History Month to insult all women and rational men by introducing a gender dysphoric man who claims to be female as one of the faces of its commemorative “SHE” bar. It even rolled out a social media ad with Fae Johnstone gushing about how “she” and other women are “changing how we see the future.”

It was too much for The Daily Wire co-founder Jeremy Boreing, who has built a reputation for taking on woke companies and offering alternatives to their insulted customers. Already a razor magnate and a soon-to-be producer of wholesome children’s content, Boreing is now a chocolatier, after a deluge of Twitter users appealed to him to offer another choice.

 

 

Now, folks don’t have to give up chocolate just because Hershey’s has given up on America. Jeremy’s Chocolate is available for pre-order in both varieties at ihatehersheys.com.

“The people asked and we answered,” Boreing said. “Thanks to Jeremy’s Chocolate, you can stop eating chocolate that hates you. Harry’s Razors hates you; Disney hates you; and now Hershey’s hates you. As long as corporations and institutions across America continue to alienate half the country, The Daily Wire will continue building alternatives. Stop giving your money to woke chocolate companies that hate you.”

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Just Sayin

Brands    

    Hershey bar
    Hershey's Kisses
    Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
    Brookside Chocolates
    Ice Breakers candy
    Breath Savers
    Jolly Rancher
    Twizzlers
    Good & Plenty
    York Peppermint Pattie
    Almond Joy
    Bubble Yum

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SDwaters

Reminds me that growing up it was a common joke to ask if someone preferred  a "male" or "female" Hershey bar.

These day's that would probably cause a small riot and/or "cancelling".

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Ma. 9 2023

Hershey's is the most recent company to succumb to woke lunacy, as it featured a biological man in its new HER for SHE ad campaign celebrating International Women's Day. Luckily, the god-king of the Daily Wire has an alternative for those who don't want gender-confused chocolate.

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